My wife is at Oktoberfest alone

my wife is in Munich on business, finished with meetings and now has two free days at Oktoberfest. She's been known to do stupid things when drunk before (read between the lines), give me the unvarnished truth about what might be going on there.

She could be having a few drinks and a good laugh or she could be currently being spit-roasted by Belgians or something in between the two.

If you don't trust your wife then you don't trust her, simple as that. There's nothing anyone here can say to make you feel better or whatever. Your insecurities run too deep for that.

But it's probably the Belgian option.

Does she have a Bulls eye tatoo on her bum? If no dont worry, if so nice....

Or very probably both at the same time. But I'm betting on Italians, not Belgians.

If you're that worried about it, just sleep with someone while she's gone. Then you'll be even.

It won't be the Italians, MrNosey, their mothers will have expected them home latest yesterday.

I would say if she was ugly not to worry about it but this is oktberfest....

Good point. Most definitely Italians. Or the Dutch. You can never be too careful regarding the Dutch.

Nice to see you have so much trust in your relationship. Must be a real joy for you. I hope you got the pre-nup signed.

Now now dude again a bit harsh yet I do agree with you. In his defense she may have a fetish for Caravans and again it is the fest.

Are you kidding? He wants her to be having a good time.

No doubt tomorrow we'll have the "I think I caught a dose of Dutch/Belgian/Italian (delete as appropriate) at Oktoberfest, what should I do if my husband finds out?" thread

She's safe....I'm not at the Fest for the next couple of days...

that kind of goes against the motto - "what goes on at the 'fest stays at the 'fest" doesn't it?

Oh no one has said that since the clap outbreak of 2007.

If you know that your wife has done stupid things while drunk in the past, why worry yourself about it now? You're still married to her, even after her drunk escapades. Anyway, did you know, in advance, that she was going to the Oktoberfest? Is there a reason why you could not take off to attend the Oktoberfest with her?