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DNA shows "skull of Hitler" is actually female - Germany

Herr Hitler or Her Hitler?

long-haul
HISTORIANS were rocked yesterday after a DNA test showed Hitler's skull to be from a WOMAN.
The discovery was made by an expert given access to the Fuhrer's remains by Russia. Last night it cast doubt on whether the Nazi tyrant really did commit suicide in his Berlin bunker in April 1945. For 64 years history books have stated the World War II monster took a cyanide pill aged 56 and shot himself as the Red Army closed in.

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So, where is Hitler hiding now? Did the Americans sign a secret pact with him?
Hazza
So, where is Hitler hiding now?
In a grave somewhere?? He'd be 120 years old if he was alive - unless he faked his own birthday too...
AncientBrit
According to this Associated Press piece published 27 April 2000:



Hitler's jaw, however, had been removed and brought to Moscow in 1945, to be included as evidence in an investigation into Hitler's death, said Sergei Mironenko, head of Russia's State Archive. The skull fragment was found separately in 1946, when the Soviet secret police ... dug up the hole outside Hitler's bunker... Russia announced it had the skull fragment in 1993, and some Western experts argued it wasn't Hitler's... "It is not just some bone we found in the street, but a fragment of a skull that was found in a hole where Hitler's body had been buried," Mironenko said in an interview. Still, the archives service has asked Russia's Forensic Medicine Institute -- a top agency for genetic testing -- to help in positively identifying the skull fragment, Mironenko conceded. So far, there seems to be no conclusive evidence. "I have not seen any documents providing evidence that this is the skull of Hitler," said Alexander Kalganov, an official at the FSB's archives department.
trollydolly
So, where is Hitler hiding now? Did the Americans sign a secret pact with him?
Blimey Ami bashing at this hour. Credit them with some decency.
sarabyrd
Russia announced it had the skull fragment in 1993, and some Western experts argued it wasn't Hitler's... "It is not just some bone we found in the street, but a fragment of a skull that was found in a hole where Hitler's body had been buried," Mironenko said in an interview.
Have they tested it against Eva Braun's relatives?
stuartmartin
Well they did say he "Only had one Ball" maybe he had Non!!!
and the raggy tash was stuck on
long-haul
Here... i spotted him yesterday in the alps...
stuartmartin
Oh shit! Spoiled my day now
Lorelei
"It is not just some bone we found in the street..." Mironenko said in an interview.
If that's an official denial, it must be true.
Krieg
So, from the beginning they were not sure if that fragment was from Hitler's skull, now they know it is not from Hitler.

How does this prove he did not commit suicide that night?
SpiritedAway
Maybe Hitler was just transgender
long-haul
Maybe he was born Hit[s]ler[/s]her.
cinzia
The case hinges on the jaw, according to a NY Times Op-Ed published today:

Although we have been subjected over the last few months to a barrage of disinformation from the Russians about the start of World War II — including attempts to blame the Poles and the British for its outbreak — I would tend to believe their version in the case of its ending. Even if the cranium is not Hitler’s but some unknown woman’s, the jaws are almost certainly genuine. The Russians could end speculation and ridiculous conspiracy theories by allowing an international team to carry out DNA tests on them. . . .

There were no major discrepancies in any of the accounts, so suggestions that Hitler did not commit suicide and had escaped from Berlin represent nothing but gratuitous sensationalism. It is just another attempt to exploit the nightmare conspiracy theory that the source of unparalleled evil lived on somewhere, in secret.
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