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English Oktoberfest visitor falls to his death

Moral: Don't pee from 6th floor window when drunk

YorkshireLad6
English Oktoberfest visitor falls to his death from 6th floor hotel window
Seems the guy attempted to take a leak through the 6th floor window and fell to his death, trousers still round his ankles. His body was found this morning in the hotel courtyard.
sarabyrd
Poor sot!
robinson100
since when do men pinkle out of the window??????????????????
(I´m shocked!)
eurovol
Is it bad that I laughed at this. I feel bad for the "poor sot" and his poor sot family, but I still laughed a bit.
Frank78
I slowly get the impression it´s more dangerous at the Oktoberfest than in Afghanistan. It´s the third if I counted right.
Darkknight
1. Aussie vs Train
2. Brit vs Gravity
3. ?

Who was #3? Still haven't heard of anybody going in the Eisbach yet...
ian
It's not over yet. It could be anyone here, in this room! Dan-dan-daaaa!
bohemka
Holy hell. 25 years old. It's not as comical as it seems as there's a good chance he slept-walked out the window, thinking he was heading into the bathroom.

I'm happy to be back home safe after a fantastic day with the TT crew, but this weekend did have its moments where disaster was a very real possibility. Luckily the only thing damaged was my brain, and I sure won't notice. Be safe out there. Seriously. I'm tired of these bad stories.
Crawlie
There is a chance he was lifted out of his bed by evil spirits who dropped his trousers and threw him out of the window but, we all know he was shit-faced, a total fuckwit (who pees out of a fucking hotel window FFS) and, therefore, was destined to meet such a fate at some point during his life.
perdido
Whoa crawlie kind of harsh there dude. Poor guy all he wanted to do was piss probably. Now not to start a rumor or anything like that but I do wonder about this. Most people that do a stunt like this do it in front of friends or girls to impress them with their "craziness" or "bravado". To do it solo seems weird.
Crawlie
Harsh but fair Perdido. Harsh but fair
bohemka
Well, my sleepwalking guess was obviously speculative, but I know plenty of dudes who've ended up dirtying closets, corners, and in one case, the girl that was sleeping on the floor, when wasted on a road trip because in semiconsciousness you follow the route you know from home to the toilet (my hand's raised on that one as well). No one was in the room. He wasn't found until the morning. For all we know he got tied up in his trousers just taking them off and toppled out. I think it's been painted in the worst possible way for the guy when no one could possible truly know what happened, if you ask me.
sarabyrd
There is a chance he was lifted out of his bed by evil spirits who dropped his trousers and threw him out of the window but, we all know he was shit-faced, a total fuckwit (who pees out of a fucking hotel window FFS) and, therefore, was destined to meet such a fate at some point during his life.
According to the Süddeutsche Zeitung he had his pants around his ankles, "um seine Notdurft zu verrichten". Seems like he sat down on the window sill for a crap.
clepto
I thought the same as [s]GirlPisser[/s] bohemka when I first read this. I've seen too many people trying to get into closets thinking it was the toilet.

It's a sad story, no matter what he was trying to do.

These stories always make me think of how lucky I (and some friends) have been, cause sure enough, I've done my share of acrobatics after too many drinks and was lucky to "walk" away with only gigantic bruises.
Bumpy
Well, it's quite obvious he wasn't a Sitzpinkler
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