Jimbo's Big Pre-op Transexual Night Out

Sir Thomas Beecham once said that you 'should try everything once except incest and folk dancing'. Well, when I was at school I did some folk dancing, and I am from a very small family, so here's my latest shameful exploit: dressing up as a prossie and walking the streets of Munich trying to score a trick. And then going to Bondi.

The plan, gentleman (sorry girls, go on the girls night out or meet us later), is a simple one. I was thinking perhaps a few congenial beers starting around the 7 or 8 o'clock mark - perhaps Günthers, Shamrock or even some pool at the Shellingsalon and then quite simply head down to Bondi around about 10:30 or 11 for the tarts and vicars party.

For those interested in dressing-up as a woman (or a vicar if you don't have the legs for it), I'll be heading back to mine to change shortly beforehand. I won't be risking public exposure of my legs, and so I will be getting a cab from mine to Bondi. For all those brave enough to dress as women, I personally guarantee I'll buy 'em a pint at Bondi.

So come on guys - anybody? Please??? It will, I am sure be a good laugh if enough people make the effort.

As an aside, ladies - I'm 6'1", 32" waist, lovely tight little arse, and small breasts - do any of you have any old clothes that would fit me? They must be tart like and oh-so revealing. Also, make-up, wigs, used underwear, all gratefully received.

Hugs n kisses to all,

Jim

I'm in, that should be a laugh. Although I have a birthday party first, I will be there until 22:00 at the latest. I am not going to dress up BEFORE that birthday party, otherwise I would have a lot to explain...


Will that be before you go to Gunther's or Shamrock, or just before you go to Bondi's? Because if you go before we go to Bondi's it would be perfect for me (timewise).

Yeah, back to mine between the pub and Bondi, so all who wanna change at mine are welcome...

Bondi are giving a free drink (dont know what mind) to all who turn up in costume too so with Jimbos thats 2 free drinks guys!

but also (pronunciation: alsho), we need at least 2 female stylists to help us dress up...

As most of you know, women are always welcome at my place. ALWAYS.

N.B. That of course a lot of the girls are on the girls' night out, but if any are free it would be welcome, otherwise I fear I might get me lippy all messed up. And yesterday I had to be corrected when I suggested that mascara goes on your cheeks - I mean, how the hell I am supposed to know that???

Dressing up as hookers and speaking in a Dutch accent all night? I'll call the local constabulary in advance and tell them to save a few cells. Might be worth dropping off an overnight bag there before going out.

See now that's yet another reason why we should have stylists over at Jimbo's place. And I mean, we have to get the make-up stuff somewhere!

I would come and sort you guys out but I'll already be at bondi by that time... Im sure you'll do a grand job yourselves though and we can always touch you up once you get to bondi

Tell em to get them extra strength condoms für Analverkehr too

C&A are doing very cheap undies at the moment and it has been said that the MAC counter in Ludwig Beck is very tranny-friendly...

Thanks Katrina - I think I'll be sticking to boxer shorts, but a cheap bra may be handy. Unless of course you wanna do a 'Do we wanna see Jimbo in women's underwear' poll. No. Thought not.

As for the above, it has also occured that my gaff is half way between Boblovskys (forgive the spelling, but I haven't a clue) and so any girls that want to drop by for a wine, and a giggle helping the likes of Erik and I get ready please do - you are in fact more than welcome.

Gentlemen: Come on!! No takers so far except Erik and I! Do you really have that much pride? Come and join the dickheads for once - by the time I leave my place I'll be so drunk it won't matter anymore, it really won't.

I would join you Jimbo me ol' china - no problem with dressing up like a tart (in fact I am pretty good at putting on make-up, one of those things us actors have to do darling) but I just can't come out to play this weekend

Will there be pics?? jees if I didnt have finals this week.. I'd have have flown in for this.. and done everyones make up..

There are always retakes for finals right? I mean, this is a one-time only event...

I'm considering it sparty... But someone has to help me study for French

There is this neighboring country here which has many people (too many) people who speak French...so it's easy, fly over here, have a unique party, go to France, learn some French and head back for finals...

I dont think i could deal with a week of frogs and krauts...

soixante-neuf

yes well thats very helpfull flogger.. But my professors a girl... and far as I know not a lesbian... so wont help me get an "A" really

Well isn't that just excellent!! Flogger, you go on holiday to Florida, hook up with Sanielle's professor so she gets an A (hoping she's not lesbian either), Sanielle comes here dressing up two (and maybe more) lads to a girl, and everybody will be happy (especially her professor )

Right, here's the deal - I have so far found three or four other guys willing to dress as women - for those of you too gutless to try it, but who wanna meet up with us anyway, I'll be aiming to get to Gunther Murphys at about 1:30pm for the Man U v. City game - I don't intend on leaving until at least 9, so feel free to join us down there. One or two (or even four or five) girls will be meeting us there, so feel free to join in on the party there, or we'll be at Bondi from 11 at the latest...

See you later girlfriend...

Britney (yes, Britney - don't ask, it wasn't my idea OK???)

Apart from yourself, has everyone else who is dressing up got an alter ego name?

Just call me Courtney on Saturday

I know a heterosexual guy who used to regularly dress up as a woman. Incredible pulling power, apparently. He did live in Amsterdam, so perhaps the locals were used to kinky characters. No offense Sparty, just a thought that if it works well on Saturday, maybe you should do it more often.

I think the 3 of ye should go as Britney, Christina and Madonna and re-enact the famous scene from the MTV awards... ::::shudder:::: (off home for a shower)

Right...it has been figured out that my alter ego is going to be Christina...

I'm liking the Britney, Christina, Madonna re-enactment. You don't even have to kiss, maybe just sing Like a Virgin when you walk in or something.

This is arguably a thread that may cost me what little dignity I had left.

But OK, Britney, Christina and Madonna...

And I've heard what Bex is wearing - ladies, we have some competition!!!

Sorry to disapoint you Jimbo but unfortunately the outfit isnt secure enough at staying up so it wont be being worn out Im afraid

I am quite literally crushed at that news - I haven't got an outfit yet, but shopping will be done on Friday in order to take care of that - I'm being pressed toward Knee high socks, but in this weather I think I would prefer tights or stockings... And my legs do look nice in a nice 35 dernier it must be said...

Ehh, am I mixing up days? I thought the big shopping is going to happen on Saturday?

Me too...

Ahem - I meant Saturday. Sorry, was getting a bit over excited there. Anyway, yeah - any more takers gentlemen please? We will be taking female advisors into town with us on Saturday for a shopping expedition, which will finish in time for the Man Yoo game...and then all back to mine get tarted up, and then out to Bondi in time to embarass the ladies with our pert breasts, tight arses and gorgeous long legs...especially in San's case.

Fuck it, I'll do it.

/And I said this sober too.

Always do sober what you said you would do when drunk. That way you learn to keep ur mouth shut. E. Hemingway said something like that.

Granted ur doing the opposite here, but good man - I salute you.

Well according to The Sun is asking whether men ARE turning in to women!! Thanks to the effort of Jimbo, this is true.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,5-2003571597,00.html

Q22 could happen

have the plans for the pre-op drinks been settled? I'm up for a couple of beers before heading onto Bondi.

Yeah, well I think Ken (3Lions) and I and a few others are going on something of a 'Leo Sayer' (translation: All dayer) starting and staying in Gunther Murphys until at least I would say 9pm, then stroll back to mine, get changed and go from there. So there will be people in Gunthers from between 1 and 2pm until 9 - any other guys who are not going female for the night are welcome to join us, but I'm afraid it's strictly girls back to mine when we're getting ready...

I think it's not going to be easy to find women's clothes, especially for the rugby-built lads...so I guess it depends on how fast we'll have our outfits...

Don't worry mate - we'll have you in a frock quicker than you can say 'Christ almighty but isn't that big Dutch bloke dressed up as Chrstina Aguillera?'.

Well, maybe even a bit quicker in fact.

OK - here's the score:

We're going to Bondi tomorrow dressed as women - for those who haven't noted the significance of this fact, we are neither prostitutes, nor are we women. If you would like to join us, then please do - it'll hopefully be a giggle, and we're all hoping to get quite drunk.

The plans are these:
1. Since none of us will admit to owning any women's clothes, we're all meeting by the 'Fish Fountain' in Marienplatz tomorrow morning at 11, and then heading off into the shops of Munich to get bras, skirts, stockings etc.
2. Once we've shopped until we've dropped it's off to Gunther Murphys to watch some footie and get drunk (still, at this point, very much dressed as men). We'll get there around about 1p.m. I hope.
3. We're still in Gunthers for a few hours after the Premiership is over...like I said, we need to be well oiled before we get dressed up
4. All those dressing as women, and all those helping us dress as women (REAL women) back to mine about 9 I would guess. Those of you not, well, entertain yourselves.
5. Once we're dressed up, select a suitable form of transport and get on our way to Bondi.
6. Get hideously drunk, so as you never remember the evening.

As I said - all comers welcome, but drop me a PM so I know who to look out for and where and when.

Cheers,

Britney
xxx

@ Lovely Britney: A true woman needs more than 2 hours to buy the right dress.

Karen, at the time we are going to buy the dresses we are still men...

We are dressing as tarts though, so the tartier the better

Courtney.

So tomorrow we have -

Britney
Christina
Courtney

I know there are 3 other (Wo)men coming, what are they calling themselves

San is Heidi, and I thought we had a Madonna as well...?

Jimbo

I will probably join you guys (or should I say gals???) for a couple of pints at Gunthers before 9pm in that case.

If anyone else is around and not wearing their mother's sunday best (i.e. going to get changed at 9), then let me know and we can either have a couple more bevies at Gunthers or head over to Bondi!

Keydeck will be about in Gunthers I think...

Dibs on Kylie.

Indeed I shall.

(sorry for the very short posting but I couldn't think of anything else except the "Indeed I shall" at this time. Of course this explanation probably makes up for it)