Ladybag® - the new pocket urinal, made in Germany

Blurb from the ladybag® website:



The Register has an article full of pee puns: German inventor gushes over portable women's weebag, guaranteed to discreetly take the piss

Well, I suppose it would be convenient during a night out drinking, until you drunkenly stumble to a random guy's house for a hook-up.
-"Hey, baby. What's this?"
-"Oh, just a bag holding my urine so I wouldn't have to tear myself away from you on the dance floor."

No thank you.

Just in time for Oktoberfest...

is this something like shitbag.de?

Is it Eco freindly?

There are things that you just wouldn´t buy - and this is one of them!
Just imagine walking into the nearest drugstore/chemist and asking "where do you keep the piss bags please?"..............
no, no, no...............................

- another big hit was the female comdom - does anybody else remember them?

Exactly what I thought too. They should bring out white and blue special Wiesn ones, they'd sell heaps.

If you are able to find a place to pull your pants down to pee in this thing....you might as well just squat a little further and aim for the ground. It would save you the hassle of carrying around your pee for hours.

My grandmother would have loved this. She always had a coffee can in the back seat of the car for emergencies.

How did she manage to do it into a can of coffee? The little triangular hole is tiny!

Yes, I remember the Femidoms. I really can't think why they didn't take off - I mean, having a plastic bag hanging out of your fanny* looked and felt so sexy!

*fanny in the English sense of the word!

I thought at Oktoberfest that the girls went commando like the Scots

Surely you mean "British".

I am trying to work out how it works logistically. So I am stuck in traffic, sitting behind the steering wheel surrounded by lorries on the right and a tour bus on the left The guy in the front, eyes peeled to his rear view (no pun intended) mirror...

I have been studying the blurb what does it mean:
So what do I do? Just whip it out and use it? On A TRAIN??????? OPEN AIR CINEMA?????
Still trying to work out the car scenario - even with A "handle". How surreptitiously can you use it? Whisper to your neighbour at the cinema to keep his eyes on the screen?

Now, don't get me wrong, I would love it to work ...hahahaha

Hang on. Surely if you are a bit squeamish about touching your own piss, you are hardly the type of person who is gonna feel happy carrying round a bag of piss-gel in your handbag?

As to using this at the Oktoberfest, why not just pee in a beerglass, and dispose of it by putting it on a table occupied by Italians? Just as easy, just as convenient, and with the added bonus of potentially classic comedy.

A good commercial:
Penis envy? Moi?
Not since [s]Editor Bob[/s] an OP introduced me to the new Ladybag®.