Oktoberfest jokes

As the time is drawing nigh, and with topics on accommodation, reservations, the different tents, attire, songs... I was wondering whether anyone had any jokes specific to the Oktoberfest?

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Tourist asked if he can pay for his beer with his Wiese Card

Bloke goes to the doctor. "Doctor doctor! I keep thinking I'm the Frühlingsfest!"
Doctor: "You know your trouble? You're two tents!" (Too tense!) (Only works when spoken.) (off topic anyway!)

Trues Story. For years the English contractors at work would always go down to the Wiesn and meet up underneath the big bear. That was the usual meeting point and we never had a problem finding it. For those of you wondering about the "big bear" bit. It is at the front of the Löwenbräu tent. "Er lads! Lads it is in fact a lion!" But that didn't help. They still keep calling it the big bear up to this day! Those that are still here that is.
I know. Off topic too!

Melf - not sure whether that's funny or offensive to our hosts.
My feedback - us darker haired girls are just as good as the blondies out there...

Shone bilder Monk.

That much foam in the glasses is a joke... I would send them back!