Being stalked by a woman from San Francisco - Munich

This is so crazy and I'm really scared. I'm a Bavarian who lives in Bavaria (40 years old, regulation 'tache, dodgy mullet). About 2 weeks ago I was in Las Vegas for a conference and I met this girl from San Francisco and we spent one evening together before I legged it. I had a wonderful time but completely forgot about her. She was definitely in her 30s, engineer, can't remember what her figure was like cos it was dark. This is probably a very common look in the USA which is why I forgot about her. Anyway, I work as a builder or in construction (I forget sometimes exactly what it is I'm supposed to do cos it's a civil service job). Imagine my horror when she sent me 60 roses to my office in Feldkirchen. My wife was supposed to meet me for my regular 3 hour lunch break so I dumped them in the hall closet and bunged the janitor €50 to get rid of them. I don't know what it's like to be stalked by an American woman. I hear that in general, American women are crazy and that women from San Francisco tend to be crazier than normal and a bit more trigger happy than the rest of the USA. I think she wants to kills me. Any suggestions. I think she might be leaving the USA to come to Bavaria and she might be learning German too. It's not like me to be scared but please tell me what to do.

har, har!

(ps only kidding, hope it works out for you )

Did I miss something? Is Smitty the guy shes hounding?

Start, I think you should become a stand-up comedian.

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SmittyBoy you mean this thread is like a soap opera and there is an episode which some of us have missed?

Lifeisabuffet, I think you should re-assess your understanding of what comedy is.

I like TT Fridays

Start, you should start by losing that mullet of yours. Next, knowing that she liked your

I suggest you wear coloured contact lenses, dye your hair (your wife most likely has some regulation German red hair dye at home) and get yourself a proper suntan, pronto. Good luck!

You want fries with that shake?

I still don't get what colour dusky white skin is supposed to be.

LOL me too

dusky white skin is what you get when you don't bath frequently enough

Maybe he was dusty white, working in the construction industry and all...