How many Toytowners have you slept with?

Right. Another lunchtime approaches. So how about another poll? I like polls. Am I sad? Probably. The last poll was designed to stir the bucket a bit. Wasn't meant to be spiteful. Sorry to any of you who took it that way. Interesting to see that some people admit that they really do spend 8 hours a day on Toytown. I agree, TT is a fantastic service but I still think 8 hrs a day is just a little excessive.

Anyway. Enough about that. Back to the plot. It occurs to me that TT might be quite an incestuous place. Nothing wrong with good old incest of course. So, how many Toytowners have you slept with? And whether it's same-gender incest or opposite-gender.

Even I think that this is in slightly bad taste.

And those that do vote be aware that if Simpson uses the online list he can pretty well see how you vote. So don't vote unless you want him to know...

(and as an aside he IS using the online list as we speak)

i voted just for the heck of it. i likes poles even if i lie!

OK, I'll lie too then - but I'm not a monk. Really. Can you tell? (that smiley is the closest there is to a monk smiley I'm afraid)

i would've voted monk too, but that would have been a real lie since monk's are only male.

This is a much more interesting topic when discussed in person, rather than online. The stories, hypotheses and flirting just don't cut it online.

simmo..you are 'growing' on me...slowly like a bad smell.

i like wind-up merchants.

do some work.

Simpson, you should have started with this poll, and after that the other one. Because...there would have been a chance that most of the people would vote "two and counting" or "three or more" in this poll. Therefore, you could have concluded that there is a life besides Toytown and would have saved you the other poll.

Oh dear, I have to stop doing statistical work here...

There seem to be many more Monks in Toytown that I expected. I knew there was a lot of monkey business going on (oh dear), but not actual monking.

That reminds me,

I heard that two monks are soon to be opening an English fish and chip shop in Munich.

Did you hear this? One of them will be the Fish Friar, the other will be the Chip Monk.

Boom boom.

Who's got Jordigo's coat?

Sparty! Leave stats alone - I'm the stats person here thank you.
Of course this poll cannot be accurately evaluated as unless the person(s) answering:
1. know the names of all TTM members and
2. know the names of all those with whom you have slept with*
It is otherwise not possible to give an accurate answer but only to answer to the best of your knowledge so the poll is in fact critically flawed.
Katrina
*some of you may have more problems with 2. than 1.

What if all 431 members vote in this poll, then it's easy to see if it's accurate because everything should match then...oh wait, what if there's a threesome or RJ involved...oh dear, never mind. Katrina, I'll leave the stats alone...

Betcha knocked em dead at the last "Freunde der deutschen Wirtschaft" 's meeting with that one.

By the way you've got a typo in your profile, your year of birth is listed as 1975 instead of 1995.

@Ketchup - Meow !!! scratch scratch !!

Just my Tuppenyworth - but Simpson you forgot the most important category in your vote

The " None of your F*CKING Business !!! - Go get a life which does not involve vicarious pleasure gained from others sex lives " category !

I think this poll is retarded.

@simpson

when I said maybe you should try something a little pro Toytown, I meant drinks at Sausalitos or something!

Still, I think it should be done again after the Christmas parties, so forth, and see how/if it changes.

Does masturbating count as 1?

No, that's monk.

Hazza, do you think your hand is a different Toytowner than yourself...?

Sparty, the poll doesn't ask for different Toytowners to myself

And there's no mention of Münchenerin, so it seems this is strictly a poll for the lighter-footed...

Methinks the folks here are too high class to kiss and tell.

And I don't even want to know anyway.

Simpson, you just might be a cool person to know and hang out with. I can appreciate the effort at wit, but Dude, don't try so hard. It's all good. Just fall in with the crowd. Stirring things up drives people away.

I need legal advice from Jimbo before I answer a question which sounds as though it should be on the MJ post.
Does he mean sleeping in the same bed/house/park bench or nodding of on a bar stool?
I have slept in the same house but there isn't a button for me to press?? Am I a monk(ette) to Jimbo?

As your attorney I advise you to just vote for 'three' and lie like everybody else has...

Your a rascal, there are only four of us with 3 or more.

All I can say is that I sincerely hope that the people here all lied, perhaps barring those who are married to, or at least dating another TT'er.

Nice to see you took my advice though Granny. Sad to say that the reason I'm on TT at 00:24 on a Sunday morning is that I'm writing my last essay before becoming fully qualified (under UK law) so you should take my legal advice advisedly for now as I'm not yet covered by professional indemnity insurance...time for bed now though, and finish this bloody thing off in the morning.

I've been away sleeping at a fellow TT persons house for the past few days, therefore I've been here for hours trying to catch up on the gossip. I'm off to bed now, I've chapel at 0800hrs!
Good luck with your essay and let us know when your qualified.
Goodnight/morning.

OK, just one more...


If these monks were to create a website and take fish orders over the internet, could you call it a "Monk-e-business"?

Ha ha.
I'm definately going this time.
Späters dudes!

TT seems like a close place. People party together, eat curry , ski, go swimming, mountain biking , play badminton, bring their kids to the park, walk their dogs, learn how to knit, play frisbee. So I am wondering how many boardmembers have you had ? Or are you seeing another board member. Sort of a community inbeeding in ways. I think TT is a great service, but I am wondering how much service goes on.

*edit today is tuesday... still hot though. Can't add the poll option

I'll understand if this post gets deleted, but I don't mean any malice in it.

found a cross link, thanks Jimbo : How many Toytowners have you slept with?

Topics merged by admin

Ha ha ha ha I think I know who 6783kge is! Result.

17 & i have 4 meet ups planned this week

hahahahah this is such a bad post/thread, its actually good. Carry on.


No poll and its Tuesday. Love it!!

Enlighten me.

This thread was done before ages ago by 'Simpson'...

I had a beer at Tollwood with a couple of people on Sunday and the idea of "why isn't there a thread with 'how many TTMers have you slept with?'"
Amazing conincidence that first off the thread turns up and secondly that 6783kge always signs up to events but never actually turns up.
Curiouser and curiouser.

the top on poll isn't actually accurate. It think we should start a new poll as some members figures might have changed. Not mine anyway innocent angel that I am

my boyfriend is on TT, does that count?

When this poll started 3 Lions' count would have been at '0'. Today it's completely off the scale. THAT's how old this thread is.

Voted monk in the original, but since loosing my viginity again I want to change my vote.

He was toying with the idea of starting a poll under a pseudonym along the lines of "Which Toytowners Haven't Slept With 3 Loins?". Just for research purposes you see. Get the prey to come to you, always an easier option.

That'd be just you and me by the sounds of things out in MUC these days mate.

Well when he PM'd me his total of "7" I am not sure if he counted you in that but we'll give you the benefit of the doubt.

thanks to all the ladies (and one guy 3 lions) who offered to get me started on the road to bettering my statistics, I will get to ye all in due course.

I really thought I was missing out on something, thanks for sharing.

ach, poor guy. i actually think mr. lions new thing is quite sweet! i hope this one lasts

I have not slept with 3lions, and the fact that my England cap is hanging up in his bedroom proves nothing.

I've only met Inflatablewoman the once, but I'm not sure I'd call him 'sweet' or even 'quite sweet', but each to their own I suppose.

I'll have you know, that I am actually fucking adorable!!!

EDIT: Oh, and I am not 3_lions current sperm bucket, k?
EDIT2: And whoever she is, should consider herself lucky, cause he's a lovely fella. Just not my type.

If the only TTer I have slept with is myself, is that "none", or "one"?

Yours truly,
Confused of Munich

I can now answer that question along with 18 other people. You do the math!

was thinking nearly 6 months have passed since the last post on this thread has anything changed?

maybe time to start a new poll then compare results.