Am I odd?

Who isn't?

I sing to myself in the street. Random 'effnik' African or Polynesian songs I learnt at choir, Japanese songs... on the way to the tube, skiing, or on my bike.

I pretend I'm an anime character. I pretend my life is a music video. I don't think I do anything really odd.

Muji has the Perfect Spoon. It may be the most ergonomic spoon ever made.

I dont LIKE Porn

Just thought of some other things

I like to break out into a song and/or dance at random times.

To avoid agruments with my husband, I make goofy faces. I swear it works every time. I hate arguing.

I don't watch sequels..

I had a pet sequel once when I was a kid.

I shout at lampposts.

I do both of these things. The funny faces bit does NOT work at all with my very serious German husband. It works on my goofball son, though.

I talk to myself in the garden. Mostly begging the bees not to sting me, or explaining to the plants why I must move them around. I used to talk to my experiments in the lab... everybody always told me that this made me certifiable.

So do all the crazy homeless people in San Francisco. When they shout at me, I shout at them back. Pretending you have Tourrette's is like, totally awesome!

That's ok. I talk to myself, too - and I used to talk to my cats. I especially like having conversations I should have had with people. You know, make-believe scenarios.

TMI!! TMI!!!

I name everything, and talk to inanimate objects as if they had personalities and could reply.
My, computer, Theodore (Theo) has the personality of a petulant teenage boy.

I'll get these "crazy" ideas in my head, which I then will have a tough time letting go, even when the hubster tells me "nein" ( I HATE being told no...). Like right now I want some free-range quail or guinea fowl in my garden... Once I'm on a mission, it's hard to stop me. There WILL be foul smelling fowl in my yard, and fresh eggs!

Why? Some people may consider that an odd habit...

omg. those guina fowl are NOISY! Your neighbors will not appreciate it. On the other hand they are like having a watch dog, very alert, and once again, very noisy. No one will ever break in unnoticed.

Yeah, I do that too, so either we are both weird or neither of us. I also tell myself stories. It can really help when you are speaking a foreign language to think it out loud how you plan to say something. When you need a word, you can look it up and when you later have a similar conversation, you already know the words you need.

I'll stare at myself in the mirror for ages (shaving, cleaning my teeth), until it seems I'm looking at someone else. I want to know how I'm seen by other people.
I'll catch myself smiling gormlessly when I encounter something amusing, and get really self-conscious in case someone is looking at me.
If I slightly over-boil an egg, I'll throw it away and boil another one.
When I'm jogging, I'll repeat the same meaningless sentence in cadence with my breathing over and over again.
I hate doing all these things.