My husband whines like a bitchy teenager and expects me to treat him like his mother does.
Spank him with a hairbrush and send him to bed without his supper then. That'll teach him.
My 12 year old is in full blown puberty (yes, early)
Uh, the average age is 11. When he gets the crotch itch, tell him not to scratch during square dancing in gym class. It is a horrible thing to get caught by the girls and then have them not want to take your hand when you dosey doe.