Watching the whole BS on TV now...
Paedophile or not, how cool would it be if they dimmed the stage, spotlight on the casket, the music to Billy Jean started playing, then the top of the coffin opens, and out climbs Michael, moonwalking across the stage, tilting his hat, thrusting hips and all??
I'd OK his ruling the world after that... (but hey, I'm not 12 years old... )
"Thriller" would be a better choice!