Bachelorette party locations

Got this friend, she's gonna get married, we have to come up with a bachelorette party for her on short notice and not terribly free-flowing funds--we checked out male strippers, the best price we found was 165 euros for we don't know how long--we're afraid it is for approximately one song (one hopes at least the length of In-a-gadda-davida, but somehow, I think it would be shorter...) We're down to talking a bunch of her guy friends into making do with a mock-burlesque piece or two, and sweetening the deal for everyone by telling them that, nup, maybe not the full monty...anyway, I NEED IDEAS, and quick, so girls,

If you were getting married this month, and you had one night in which to wring all the debauchery out of your prurient little souls, what would you want to see on the marquee?

All ideas, no matter how far fetched, welcome, though of course, practical ones would be more welcome than, say, suggesting a weekend trip to Puerto Rico with Brad Pitt as your personal sex slave.

Thanks, in advance, for any suggestions you might have.

p_g

There is a poll going in National Groups...maybe that helps...

Hmm. Why is a guy planning her bachelorette party? The question looms...

But down to brass tacks. Before the evening, go into Beate Uhse and buy a bunch of embarassing little toys. For a friend of mine I got a soap on a rope in the shape of a penis and because she always wore black, put a black condom on the end of it. Also one of those little wind-up dicks that hops around. Whatever, they have a fun selection. Plan a simple night out, I don't know if it's going to be girls only or if it's mixed, but it hardly matters. Plan to go somewhere that serves tasty cocktails, as most girls will drink them like they are juice and will get everyone in the mood quicker. Present the gifts from Beate Uhse after a few rounds of drinks. Then, around midnight, head to the new Kunstpark Ost. I just double-checked and New York Table Dance is still open. http://newyorktabledance.de/ December 5th there is a party there and every Sunday is ladies' night, but you can go on any evening and see male strippers too. You can also arrange a private lap dance for her there. I have no idea how much they cost, sorry, but I'm sure it's cheaper than a private stripper. Go have fun.

yah, well, we're a close bunch and we do lots of things together...I'm just soliciting suggestions because some of the science geeks this woman hangs out with have been approached about doing a couple of dances for her (NOT the full monty, my god, she has to work with these men...) and they are somewhat reticent. As the resident social butterfly (a poet amidst empiricists), it often falls to me to do some of the legwork for this sort of shenanegans (see the ongoing post in Regular Events), so yeah, I'm a guy, and I'm involved in the planning. Not ideal by all people's standards, but one has to work with what is at hand...

So, yeah, naughty toys and cocktails, both good ideas (the girls do love their cocktails--regular girls nights out during happy hour at shlossalitos), and I suppose that means I need to make the trip to BU, sometime when my 6 year old daughter is otherwise engaged. Thanks for the heads up on the NY strippers, showem, I'll check into that and see if that is at all a possibility for this bunch.

Others?

Thank you again--p_g

Hiya
if going to Beate Uhse is too much for you, try this place http://www.ladiesfirst.de a women-only erotic store (men can come in on Tuesday evenings only if accompanied by a woman), it is in Schwabing, very nice staff who don't pester, plain carrier bags and they also do plain cover mail order. So maybe try there on a Tuesday or send one of her other female friends in (I have only just read the mail properly and have realised that you are male - sorry!).
They don't have the selection that BU does but in some cases that is a good thing (because BU does cater to some quite "specialist" tastes!).
NY Table Dance does have nice cocktails too and does always have male strippers - it is more than respectable in there as well.
I've seen posters for a few drag revue shows, look on http://www.in-muenchen.de under Kabarett.
Katrina

Katrina--

Thank you very much for the link to Ladies First--made it much easier for the girls to get the necessary supplies--AND, due to scheduling conflicts, we were unable to do the strip club, but a couple of the guys from the Amateur Night got together with yours truly, who played choreographer, and whipped a little something into shape around Tom Jones' 'Sex Bomb'.

Something every male should probably do once in their lifetime. That said, once just might be enough.

Thanks again, everyone, for the suggestions--p_g

For those of you, who were looking for one, Sorry this is different. Actually, thought of putting it Jokes, but who is interested really in jokes???
Btw, Not my experiences at all...

Long live Bachelors !!!

Every man should get married some time; after all,happiness is not the
only thing in life!!

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Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.

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I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for
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A psychiatrist is a person who will give you
expensive answers that your
wife will give you for free.

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Bachelors know more about women than married men;
if they didn't, they'd
be married too.

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Men have a better time than women; for one thing,
they marry later; for
another thing, they die earlier.

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--engagement ring
---wedding ring
---suffering

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When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone
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I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding
her way back to home always.

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I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our
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"How about the kitchen?"

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We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

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My wife was in beauty saloon for two hours.
That was only for the estimate.

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She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then
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She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too
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Following her down the street I yelled, "No, jump in."

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Badd Teddy recently explained to me why he refuses
to get to married.
He says "the wedding rings look like minature
handcuffs..."

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If your dog is barking at the back door and your
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The Dog of course... at least he'll shut up after u
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parted mother and started back toward his car when his attention was
diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be
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die? Why did you have to die?" The first man approached him and said, "Sir,
I don't wish to interfere with your private grief, but this
demonstration of pain in is
more than I've ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so? Deeply? A
child? A parent?"The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then
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The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned
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Don't forget to nip in the supermarket and invest 50 cents so you can play pass the cucumber!

Blown up condoms are essential.

White T shirt, blokes sign it and get a kiss off the bride to be.

MAN, 32D, you MUST be bored delving that far into the archives...

Well, I dont think so... If you want a work to de DONE, give to the busiest person. HE has time for everything.

What do you think you have Search Function?

Does it sound like you need one

Your girl friend would definitely appreciate if you give her this. Every (married) woman needs one.

Man! PG, you get all the good jobs!

I read there's 4 beautiful young guys looking for employment on another thread, maybe they'll strip for the party.

Jesus Christ--this was a year and a half ago. Though we did send one Argentinian bombshell off with a smile on her face (I'd say 'with a bang,' but that wouldn't be strictly true...)

But people...I've done two "stripping" gigs since, one famously involving my wife's underwear...

32D..great on the search function...but what were you searching for, hm?