My life as a Toytowner has been relatively short so far but even during those few weeks I've noticed disturbing anti-smoking elements lurking beneath the surface of an otherwise respectable facade.
Can this really be true?
What is it that those fresh smelling health freaks have got against a decent cigarette or twenty?
Have you been discrimated against simply because you wanted to light up?
This is toad, reporting from the seemingly peaceful and picturesque city of Toytown.
BTW, anybody at Kilians tonight for a smoke-in?