Synopsis of Doris Dörrie's
Rigoletto. Munich, February 28, 2005.
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ACT I. Setting the barren Planet of the Apes far far in the future. The buildings are the crumbled remains of the famous opera houses of the world. Rigoletto (Charlton Heston) just landed on the planet and buried his co-pilot who did not survive in the landing. A troop of monkeys appear including the king of the apes, the Duke (not Tarzan, Lord of the Apes btw). The apes all wear costume pieces they have pilfered from the rubble of the opera houses.
Rigoletto with his fancy Light Saber helps the Duke to seduce Ceprano's wife and makes a fool of Ceprano. Marullo announces that the human, Rigoletto, might have a mistress at the Space Capsule and all plot revenge on Rigoletto who is only shielded from the troop of monkeys by the Light Saber he wields. Monterone, an orangutan, (Clyde,
Every Which Way But Loose) appears and denounces the Duke for seducing his daughter. Ridiculed by Rigoletto, the Duke and everyone present, Monterone calls out a curse upon both Rigoletto and the Duke.
Just as Rigoletto is left alone brooding on Monterone's curse, Sparafucile (Darth Vader) appears and offers his services as an assassin. Rigoletto rejects his offer of the Dark Side knowing that words can work just as well to kill.
Rigoletto returns to his home, the Space Capsule, and the small tent he has set up on the bleak surface of the planet. He is greeted by his daughter Gilda (Princess Leia - no relation to Darth Vader in this case). While be reminisces about his late wife, Giovanna (The Family Robot,
Lost in Space) sets the dinner table. Here Gilda lets down her hair and becomes a true Rapunzel character as Rigoletto chains her to the Space Capsule to keep her safe and instructs Giovanna not to let any monkeys come near.
Before he is ten steps away the Duke (king of the apes) appears and distracts the robot and cuts the chains of Gilda as the two of introduce themselves. He hears a noise and rushes away leaving her to sing his name and fall in love with him as she climbs in the tent for a good night's sleep.
Ceprano, Marullo and Borsa (the three stooges) spy on the drowsy girl in their attempt to lay a plan to abduct her. Just as the troop of monkeys arrive Rigoletto returns. In the darkness Marullo convinces him that they are out to abduct Ceprano's wife for the Duke to sleep with and he agrees to help. He is blind folded and holds a ladder while the monkeys steal the tent that contains his daughter. He hears her cries for help and only too late does he realize what has happened.
ACT II. In a large overturned Louis Vuitton Handbag, the Duke is distraught over the disappearance of Gilda. When the monkeys return they tell the story of their abduction of her. She is horrified when she is carried blindfolded into a room of screaming monkeys. She quickly falls into the arms of the Duke and they retreat to the Handbag to consumate their love.
Rigoletto enters, looking for his daughter Gilda. Ceprano, Borsa and Marullo pretend that the Duke is not home till someone spills the beans. They tell him to go look for his 'lover' elsewhere. Now Rigoletto turns angry as he reveals that the girl is not his mistress but his daughter. He tries to whip the monkeys back but they overpower him with nets (ie: Charlton Heston) till he begs for mercy.
The Handbag opens revealing a naked Gilda and a satisfied Duke who leaves. Rigoletto scares the rest of the monkeys away by showing them their reflection in a broken mirror. Gilda relates her story of love and Rigoletto takes it for dishonor, just as Monterone did his own daughter. Monterone appears and Rigoletto vows to avenge them both.
ACT III. At night, Sparafucile's (Lord Vader) home looks like a run down brothel from an Amsterdam street corner. Rigoletto and Gilda watch as the Duke flirts with the assassin's sister and accomplice, Maddalena (the devil in disguise). Rigoletto sends his daughter off to disguise herself as a monkey for her escape, then pays Sparafucile to murder the Duke who happens to be upstairs. Rigoletto satisfied it will work, leaves.
As a storm rages, Gilda (Leia) returns to hear Maddalena (the devil) persuade her brother (Vader) to kill not the Duke but the next visitor to the inn instead, whom ever that may turn out to be.
Resolving to sacrifice herself for the Duke, despite his betrayal, Gilda enters the inn in disguise becoming that next visitor. Lord Vader wields his Light Saber and delivers a fatal wound to Gilda - who is still dressed as a monkey.
Rigoletto comes back to claim the body and gloats over the sack Sparafucile gives him, only to hear the Duke singing upstairs still. Frantically cutting open the sack, he finds Gilda, who dies asking forgiveness.
The Orangutan's curse is fulfilled.