Johnny English
01.Apr.2009 09:17 hrs
So I got my arse modded for a wee bit of MAC worship on another thread - so this thread is mine - its all mine!! *wicked laugh sound*
I trust the mods will mod any naughty PC users that creep over here and say anything good about PC's. Fair innit??
So, first rule of my new Mac religion:
1. ALL PC USERS HAVE REALLY REALLY TINY WILLIES COMPARED TO MAC USERS.
Gen
01.Apr.2009 09:18 hrs
I don't know, I think lazyism was more compelling religionwise.
Moonboot
01.Apr.2009 09:23 hrs
MAC users rule.
A recent (2002) Nielsen//NetRatings report shows they are more educated, live in higher income households and are more Web savvy than their PC-compatible counterparts.
cb6dba
01.Apr.2009 09:24 hrs
Hey, it's April Fools day - enjoy using your Mcas
iain
01.Apr.2009 09:26 hrs
what's this about a worm? Oh that's right I'm using a mac.
lilplatinum
01.Apr.2009 09:27 hrs
Stupid PC users will never reach the level of trendy hipster douchebaginess with their unsexy machines.
cb6dba
01.Apr.2009 09:28 hrs
@iain No idea - no worms on my computer - Linux or Windows.
Mac users are the cider drinkers of the computing world
Allershausen
01.Apr.2009 09:32 hrs
Mac users are the cider drinkers of the computing world
Whereas PC users are still on Coca-Cola!
iain
01.Apr.2009 09:33 hrs
@iain No idea - no worms on my computer - Linux or Windows.
Mac users are the cider drinkers of the computing world
windows users are the shandy drinkers of the world.
Johnny English
01.Apr.2009 09:33 hrs
Goodies use Macs, baddies use PCs
Studies have shown that Hollywood has a tendency to make its baddies use PCs, and its heroes use Macs. Fact. That's why Jack Bauer and his CTU colleagues on 24 solve major terrorist threats using machines built for OS X. And when Jeff Goldblum wanted to infect the Independence Day mothership with a virus to save the world from destruction, what did he use? A PowerBook 5300. Except, of course, you won't find a virus on a Mac.
mlovett
01.Apr.2009 09:37 hrs
I've been using Macs since the '80s and I don't even have a willy!
Moonboot
01.Apr.2009 09:39 hrs
oh you do, it's just really tiny.
Exile
01.Apr.2009 09:40 hrs
Relying on Hollywood and TV for your technology choices is not something to be recommended.
cb6dba
01.Apr.2009 09:48 hrs
April 1st day news - Mac users miss link Between Cider and Apple
rhody
01.Apr.2009 10:06 hrs
My first computer was a Fat Mac 512:
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