The Mac Worship Thread

So I got my arse modded for a wee bit of MAC worship on another thread - so this thread is mine - its all mine!! *wicked laugh sound*

I trust the mods will mod any naughty PC users that creep over here and say anything good about PC's. Fair innit??

So, first rule of my new Mac religion:

1. ALL PC USERS HAVE REALLY REALLY TINY WILLIES COMPARED TO MAC USERS.

I don't know, I think lazyism was more compelling religionwise.

MAC users rule.

Hey, it's April Fools day - enjoy using your Mcas

what's this about a worm? Oh that's right I'm using a mac.

Stupid PC users will never reach the level of trendy hipster douchebaginess with their unsexy machines.

@iain No idea - no worms on my computer - Linux or Windows.

Mac users are the cider drinkers of the computing world

Whereas PC users are still on Coca-Cola!

windows users are the shandy drinkers of the world.

Goodies use Macs, baddies use PCs
Studies have shown that Hollywood has a tendency to make its baddies use PCs, and its heroes use Macs. Fact. That's why Jack Bauer and his CTU colleagues on 24 solve major terrorist threats using machines built for OS X. And when Jeff Goldblum wanted to infect the Independence Day mothership with a virus to save the world from destruction, what did he use? A PowerBook 5300. Except, of course, you won't find a virus on a Mac.

I've been using Macs since the '80s and I don't even have a willy!

oh you do, it's just really tiny.

Relying on Hollywood and TV for your technology choices is not something to be recommended.

April 1st day news - Mac users miss link Between Cider and Apple

My first computer was a Fat Mac 512: