Cool German names

So I was thinking of changing my name today to a german name. Maybe Hans?

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Adolf?

My son´s ski teacher this week was called Hansi, so there´s a variation for you when you want to be a bit more casual.

There's also Ludwig. I think the name Ludwig Perdido has a nice ring to it. "Guten Tag Herr Ludwig Perdido."

Alright, alright. I'll go to bed early.

Nickolaus
German name, derived from royalty. Nickolaus means "the king of the people." This name goes back centuries and is also Gaelic, people in Great Britain, Wales and Ireland carry this name

Frijol?

I always liked the sound of the word Kanoodle(sp).

Nicolaus is too xmas like and I hate xmas well really loathe. Ooh Loathe sounds cool. I wonder if that is german.

There's Lothar, as in Lothar Matthäus.

Oscar Mayer

dude, remember THIS?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmPRHJd3uHI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tr5x8buPVY...feature=related

HORST - it has to be Horst!!! Horst is just too cool for words...

However, if you do decide to go with Hans, then at least do a Hans-Dieter, or a Hans-Peter or something double fancy like that!

Wolfgang is the coolest German name EVER!

Helmut.
or Herman.

Too common though...

Helmut would be awesome although hermanthegerman might be fun.

Oh I wish I was an Oscar Mayer wiener, that is what I [perdido] truly want to be... and if I were an Oscar Mayer wiener, everyone would be in love with me!

How about Valkyrie?