Stupid M-Net. I've had them since April and I need to get on them about the speeds.
On Monday I couldn't phone out at 5:30, not a problem except the terrorists took out my cell phone: "Akku Laden". Then around 8pm there was no more Net.
Call them yesterday. Had a 20-minute run-around with Frau V. Apparently I'm on 3rd Mahnung. Funny, I never received any. How the hell do I have a Mahnung when they directly debit my account -- there's more than enough in there. It came back from the bank as "Wrong account".
"What account number do you have," I ask. She reads it back. That's what's on the card I have here in my pocket. More run-around. Read me the account and BLZ again. The BLZ was wrong. The number they had wasn't a PostBank. How the hell did this happen? She insisted I'd screwed up.
"Look at the zeroes in the BLZ please. Are they slashed?"
"No."
"Now look at the address. Is the zero my street address slashed."
"Yes."
"So one of
your people screwed up, not me. The money's there."
They'd cut me off for their own fuck-up. And we kept running around in circles. I'd have no phone or Net for days while they waited for the money. Faxing my bank card wasn't good enough for proof. The bill was only €120 or so.
Finally I got put through to a supervisor, explained what had happened, explained that the scans proved I didn't write the BLZ, and said I really needed to be up and running by the time I got home from work due to Lots Of Important Things.
She agreed. At 5:15 all was well and according to N, had been for a couple hours.
I think what upset Frau V. the most was my saying "If I'd wanted treatment like this I would've gone to
Telekom. You expect this sort of thing from them."
All's well now save for my connection speed. They'll probably blame the house, then the wires outside, then Telekom, and the only way I'll see anything close to 1600 is when I pay for a 6400 line.
woof.