Munich MoFo Club :: 29.Jan.2005 @ Odeon

Calling all married party peeps (or party peeps in a long-term relationship)!!!

You are invited to the first meeting of the Munich MoFo Club (Munich Monogamous Foreigners Club).

We have the lounge area at Odeon (Amalienstr. 24, Schwabing) reserved for Saturday, January 29th @ 8PM.

If you are interested it would be helpful if you would post here or send Hellcat or myself a PM so that we can make sure we will have enough room.

Hmmmm... sounds like a secret code name for a new swingers club.

Either way, we're there!

btw, solo MoFos welcome.

When I read the title I honestly read it as Mother Fkrs Club. That would have certainly sent the TT twat index through the roof.

pao, does that mean i don't have to vouch for jml being a bad mamma jamma? because she really is just as fine as she can be. honest.

No vouchers necessary. We would certainly be happy to have the illustrious jml on the roster.

Does that mean that one half of a couple can turn up on their own?
Or is it a "no sluts/slappers/swingers/gigolos/TTM regulars allowed"?
I'm pulling your leg here though - hope your night goes well

To clarify: married (or practically married) sluts, slappers, swingers, gigolos, and TTM regulars are allowed with or without their other halves.

so basically this is nothing but just another TT lets-get-drunk meeting

No, it's for married (or practically married) peeps only.

Thanks guys ..though toasty you *forgot* to clarify the bad as in good not bad as shitty part. hmmm. Anyway i know Ive met you other Solo MoFos over here for work or whatever. Dont make me wear my matching burberry sweater set ... the one that reads "im with stoopid" alone..thats just wrong

Isn't it just as wrong to own that kind of sweater set?

Not sure we two MoFo's can make it (btw, as an aside, my initials are WMF and my friends so kindly termed me 'Wedding MoFo' when I was getting married)
as HMF (Husband MoFo) is on-call this weekend.

Word. Preferably to your mother. Peace out.

yes jml, according to what i read in a past thread, that sweater set would make you a "chav". i'm still unsure of what that is, but i get the feeling that it's a bad thing (shitty).

@blimey
"preferably to your mother" =

Nice name . Won't make it as I am no MoFo.

Toast you MoFo..yes I myself still harbor confusion on what does/doesn't constitute as "chavtastic", i believe that actually being chav is bad but posing - in jest of course- as chav is socially acceptable. the us equivalent to white trash perhaps? maybe we should propose a white trash and chav meetup, prizes going to the best in each category. come to think of it there's probably an Indian equivalent too...

@BG ... DEFINITELY to your mother...if Tom gets called in you can be my MoFo date. I might even let you wear the "I'm wit Stoopid Sweater".

Thanks jml! I don't know if I can impose on the MoFos with my wee 6 week relationship . But have a good time guys!

@blimey - don't forget! solo MoFos are more than welcome!

Doh...this MoFo can't read. The 29th. Ah yes there it is in black and white letters. So maybe. But if I do I am all over that sweater like...well...like someone all over a sweater.

Re the whole idea of a MoFo club... why?

Re: The whole idea

Why the fuck not? You've got singles nights, and now you've got 'Married or almost Married' nights. Sounds furry muff to this MoFo.

spot on, Jim.

I'm not the most clever, nor the funniest, TT'er, or even MoFo, but I am the one who is most usually right. FACT.

Hey now Jimbo spot reply and I would vote you as a contender for all of those categories. BTW... any clue how Furry Muff translates into German? I gotta report that needs some spit shining and I think thats just the ticket.

Other reasons for getting to know your fellow MoFos:
1. Establish a Network: Being a MoFo is hard and some studies have shown that MoFos with a strong support network of other MoFos are happier and less likely to split. Yeah, yeah I know studies can be whack but there it is.

2. Have an Understanding Sounding Board: IMHO its important for MoFos to sometimes be around other peeps who know/can sympathize about their mate not rinsing out the cereal bowl, putting down the lid or whatever. In these cases MoFo mates are also good at reminding you sometimes to just suck up or to apologize even if you dont want too. Single mates would be like, "whatever your totally right dont cave in" or "what the hell are you complaining about you get sex, maybe its "not really all that interested in sex right now but nothings good on tv sex" but at least its sex sex".

3. Have an Easy Going Social Calendar: Also MoFo mates are cool with knowing they take second or third seat socially speaking to the other MoFo half, kid, inlaws etc. MoFos can make plans with another MoFo and *occasionally* cancel at the last minute because the mate got off earlier than expected or whatever. Thats just not ever cool -unless its an emergency- to do with your single mates.

4. Uncomfortable in the "Single Scene": Perhaps some MoFos like to just go out and their mates can't/dont want too but are not keen on potentially being in a single scene. (This MoFo over here for work didnt go to many events cause its weird being a MoFo and showing up to a bar full of strangers alone...one of the few times I DID get my ass outta my pjs for something it turned out to be singles night NOT the combined gluhwein dinner as I had been led to believe - damn you Shaggy and your lying evil bastard ways...and apologies again to the singletons for crashing their scene.)

5. Achieve World Domination: Last but not least MoFos really just want an excuse to get together to make evil plans on how to convert non MoFos into MoFos.

HTH, cheers

Pelzartig Flansch apparently. So there you have it.

Aha... good explanation jml. This married MOFO might make it along then. Not sure what we are doing next weekend yet but will confirm during the week if I can (is that situation covered by rule 3? )

I might well come along too, without my boyfriend/fiance/other half/whatever...

Sounds fun for this swinging couple! Um, I mean, this happenin' couple.
Man! how the saying change from year to year.

bump!

hey, all you MoFos, i know you're out there!

don't forget, the first gathering is this Saturday!

This is tomorrow night!

No problem showing up a bit later, is there? You aren't all going to lame out at 10pm I hope.

Well that's what MoFo's do isn't it? They have to get back home to start fighting about the cereal bowl or something.

Just kidding...we plan to be there...but probably arriving on the early side and then leaving early as ToMoFo is going snowboarding at stupid o'clock on Sunday.

(jml...you and me...get the sweater...wink wink)

I'll be there as a SoloMofo, but also leaving earlyish as am also getting up silly early to be a SnowSnowMofo
Monsieur Hay

now pao/hellcat, are we going to have to drop our keys into a bowl upon arrival? i'd really rather not- i'm afraid of losing them & getting locked out of our apartment...could you imagine how that would suck?

Upon the suggestion of one famous TTer I plan to be there with my +1.

I hope clothing is optional once we settle down

See you all there.

P.S: I am still not convinced that this is not some dirty secret club

@toast - cheeky!

This Mofo wishes she could be coming! Have fun y'all and play nicely.

May be I'll join as SOLO...What is the entry ticket?

what do you mean by 'entry ticket'? if you mean fee, there is none. just come to Odeon sometime after 8pm Saturday night and go to the back, right corner to the lounge area.

@Foxy - we wish you could be here too!!

Do they allow Asians @Odeon... Today I had an embarassing experience in Lacant as well as Discostadt on Kistlerhof strasse. Wondering why?

Is this some kindof group sex meating or what. The whole thing sounds a bit weird.

um, how does it sound weird?? it's a gathering for people who aren't single. what's weird about that?

@MINDROBBER - as far as i know, there is no racial discrimination at Odeon

Hey that was fun. It was nice to meet some people I have known only by TT names.
Enjoyed takin to yall. Haven't seen so many naked TTrs since my last sauna

Yeah thanks Hellcat and Pao...nice place, nice atmosphere...cool peeps...some with Hot Stuff.

BTW, it is very very dark at stupid o'clock. I don't recommend it.

OK. @hellcat. I ll make it for the next meet.

Was definitely a nice night out. I think we should do it again in a month or so.

Pictures are in the gallery here.

hmmm...I can't click on that link...is it just my browser or is there an actual problem?

is there supposed to be a link there?

False wasn't there, so that explains his "pictures".