German men have bigger penises than the Brits

And a thicker girth too, according to recent study

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Editor Bob
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The Institut für Kondom-Beratung has been measuring the erect penises of 10,477 volunteers from all 25 countries in the European Union.

It found that French penises were longest, with an average of 15.48 cm.

German men came in ninth with 14.61 cm.

Bild Zeitung writes that "the British will be spluttering into their tea" to discover that their pride and joy comes in 23rd place at just 13.32 cm.

Only Irish and Greek men are shorter.

Bild: The French have the longest manhoods in the EU
Janx Spirit
Always knew that the French and Germans were the biggest pricks in Europe
Owain Glyndwr
I can't believe the average British penis is only 5 1/4 inches. This study sounds like bullshit to me.
Fallen Angel
Length isn't everything. What about the girth?!?! Unfortunately, I can't view that link at work since it's blocked.
bluedave
Who cares?

All of these studies smell like bs to me.

Trends in clothing sizes I can understand but size of the condom you require?
Moonboot
well Mr.Moonboot is half German...I'm happy
Editor Bob
Girth averages (in centimeters):

French: 13.63
German: 11.80
British: 11.32
gentle jim
And I imagine british women have the biggest pussies...all adds up to a crap sexual encounter with a brit however you look at it.
Fallen Angel
Thanks, Ed Bob.

I don't buy those results for a minute, but there you go.
Moonboot
what about a smelliest-penis test...am thinking the French blokes would win that too.
Johnny English
I can't believe the average British penis is only 5 1/4 inches.
I agree. Surely the average can't be that huge?
Orla_inka
Institute für Kondom-Beratung has been measuring the erect penises of 10,477 volunteers
I am just wondering what it would be like to work for the Institute für Kondom-Beratung.
Deccie
Just like working anywhere else, it is still full of pricks.
Corcaigh
You could never be sure your job is safe...
BigEnglish2008
I see that the study only assessed Europeans, after all it is well known that the Americans are the biggest pricks on the planet....

Anyway, perhaps the ladies of TT would like to set up their own study....
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