Worst forum login name

Make some nominations for the worst forum name. You are voting on the name and not the poster. Look here for a list of active members and their names:

http://www.toytowngermany.com/xtra/scripts...ive_members.php

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My nomination for worst forum name:

the Rob half of robandchris

false (sorry)

Just scanned through the top of the list - Kebab Meister is rather cruel when your tummy's grumbling, but worst has to be - Spuzzum. it just sounds rude!

I chose a forum name that was apparently so bad it got banished. I was told that many Americans might get the Saturday Night Live reference in 'JaneYouIgnorantSlut', but people with the real name Jane might think I was taking a jab, and the rest wouldn't get the joke and just think I was being crude. So I guess I'm stuck with 'Kat' (one of many! yawn!) till I come up with something decent.

Also "silly old slapper" just because I wouldn't be able to write anything to them without feeling I was being really impolite.
Can I nominate both "false" and "silly old slapper"?

But bloody hell, you Brits don't think anything is funny unless it's a bloke in dress!!

Off the top of my head, I'd have to vote for acockreland2balls as the worst name.

*boggles at Kat*
m'kay...

we should set up a few different categories:

silliest (inflateablewomen)
most boring (anyone using their own name)
stupidest [name not person] (willy)
most purile name (Beg Tets)
longest (jackieNYmom2boys or the Rob half of robandchris)
rudest (silly old slapper or Arsh)
most likely to be eaten (Kebab Meister)
most likely to eat you (3 Lions)
most ripped off (DaWolf v Tha Wolf and Virginia???)
most unlike the real person (toast, cos she looks nout like toast)

I liked "JaneYouIgnorantSlut".

I tried registering as MyPenisIsMoreThan8500ZeptoParsecsLong but I kept getting an error message about length. I thought I tried "Fucky the fucking fuckmeister" but apparently not, and after Kat's warning me when I (re-)joined, I never bothered register ing "Mr Recycled Tampon".

woof.

Most impossible to spel:
Owain Glyndwr

can't be that impossible. Even you just managed it.

Most impossible to pronounce, maybe.

lazy? Yes. Boring? ooof

I know Arsh in person and that is her real name. Nothing rude about it.

What about that member 'fap fap fap fap fap' ? Hmmm.

@Roots I must admit that I thought it was an attempt to be rude too.

For me, the worst login names are the ones I tend to use instead of the person's real name when I with them in person. So the two that top my list are Arwen and Jeeves. And I kick myself everytime I do it, but I keep doing it again and again.

@showem You are not the only one!

Well, at least Jeeves is quite a nice name to be called.
People keep calling me Topsy - it's not cool, not one bit

@Topsy Aye lass, th'art not wrong

Most Confusing Login Name: Silva vs. Siva (I keep thinking I've posted things I haven't written)

We may have to come to a compromise on this, although I may be in need of a change as apparently using one's own name is dreadfully boring.

speak for yourself with that boring bit. My real real name is Genevieve -- I might give Owain Glindywindy a run for the hardest to spell name with that one! And for hardest to pronounce too...

nah, I think that's a pretty name Gen. (yours that is, and not mr. windy's )

@Gen In fact some of the more interesting names are those that you think can't be a real name but it turns out that they are. For example I can think of another one beginning with G...

You just can't lie to Toytown! EBob knows all.

I nominate jackieNYmom2boys. I mean, what happens if she has another kid and it's a girl? Or she moves to Philadelphia? Or the kids grow up and graduate from high school and one gets pregnant out of wedlock? "jackiePhiladelphiamom2boys1girlallgraduatedbutonegotknockedup"

This isn't a handle, it's a bloody totem pole.

There are quite a few bizarre ones, but I would nominate these for double meanings:

ashu...I just want to say gesundheit
AquaticMeringue...the worst sounding topping for a pie
Maisflocke...just add milk and voila, breakfast
lurch...How are the Addam's doing?
chucktduck...you could probably get arrested for that
BigGaz...ooohh, stinky Pete
Paul_Schlong...uh, not going to touch that
flogger...he did touch that more than once
acquascutum...he touched his in the pool

Olwyn - is it pronounced summat like 'Glyn-doh'?
And I can't spell it either!

Most misunderstood (by dyslexic me)

Rooster Ball.

For months I have been reading posts by this rooster guy.

sorry roots. Had to.

@EuroVol: as long as you are saying bless you in any language it is fine with me. BTW what kinda name is Eurovol?

And to all the ppl who have cribbed about using their real names, I say..we are happy with the way we are so we don't need to hide behind a cyber handle

I always wondered about eurovol as well. Maybe it´s cause he´s from the midwest? I´m reminded of prairie voles:

and which Lupo are you.

this one:



or this one:

Actually more like this one:

http://www.wolfbraeu.de/flash.htm

really? I am the most misunderstood?
Didn't know that.

I don't have a problem with people calling me by my login name. I'm considering having my name legally changed to Winegirl. Hmm...or maybe my last name.

I'm with IFW "the rob half of blah blah blah" has my vote.

Nah, more like this

No, it's eurovol as in volunteer as in Tennessee Volunteers (the most contemptible college team ever. Just kidding... kinda )

Just cause we beat Vandy again and again and again, don't blame me!
And we kicked those Aggies ass too.

names with a mix of letters and number are really hard to remember, espcially when the numbers are in the middle - i remember someone was registered as J6ROW or something like that was really hard to remember

secondly people who call themselves by a normal persons name, which is not their actual name - only way i could think of describing it - really confusing when you meet them and start calling them by the TT name

Not worst but hardest to say is probably Kza... "kuh-za," "ki-zuh," "kay zee ay?"

Back off topic...

Nope, Vandy hasn't had much of a football team for, oh, 80 years or so. Tennessee can go on spanking Texas A&M for all I care. I'd like to see a game between Tennessee and Texas (the real UT) though.

I can hear it now:
Hey, how's it hanging there Mr Schlong?

@Eric
You mean the ones who use character names from movies for example? I know what you mean - what a bunch of pricks.

do don't mean the honourable Gideon do you?

@DW Yep they're the most awkward ones, "worse" than the long, boring or semi-obscene ones. "grtho" is another example.

@OG Now how do you arrive at that conclusion?

Hey what about one guy boasting to be 3 big cats at a time
"3 Lion"

Hey Newbie, thats Mr Lions to you!!

or Dr. Lions, Chief Gaenecologist

Or now even DJ Lions!

Mr 3 Lions MD PHD GSCE BTEC DJ

But in Germany, you need all the titles:

Prof. Dr. Mr. 3 Lions MD PHD GSCE BTEC DJ