Reasons for removed posts

I just checked out my deleted post ratio for the first time - I didn't know you got a reason for deletion. Awesome. Ed Bob had removed a post, with the reason "stop hijacking my fucking topic", and another one went for not being as funny as "my usual standard". Quality. This post will now no doubt also be ripped for being off topic.

"********* being a dumb argumentative bitch (again)".
That's a pretty awesome removal reason.

I think I would pay to see Bad Doggie in a parka on a tricked-out Vespa. Not much, but I would pay.

@ Yeti I'd pay to see you pay for that.

hmm and I got a removal reason "Arguing over nothing" that's the best bit of TT!

There really should be a thread allowed for top reasons for deletion.

My all time fave remains 'lame humour'. I'm still wondering how it was differentiated from anything else I post.

I also got "Dirty laundry that shouldn't be aired in public"

My favourite at the moment is "Unnecessary insult". It's important to distinguish those from the necessary ones.

My best one that I can post publicly is "catfight -- keep your vendettas off the forum"

ruthie? you have a vendetta? you gotta be one of the nicest posters.

I think most could guess which thread that was and it was funny.

LOL Carm, it wasn't a Vendetta (don't those have to be long-term?) -- it was like a deeply entrenched war of about two hours or so. Well, I think it continued the next day, but all has been quiet on that front for ages. No vendettas here. I'm a sweet lamb who forgives and forgets. Well, or just forgets due to her famous spaciness.

Was that the masturbating dog one?

The aim now has to be to get a post removed from this thread, with a really cool reason for removal, then repost the removal reason. Brilliant. Full circle posting. Like ying and yang just getting it on with baby oil and awesomeness.

Oh yeah, almost forgot, I have an excuse for it now: HYPOTHYROIDISM, people! It wasn't me!

But Shhhhh, if the mods get onto us, they might not play along. We've got to be sneaky and stuff...

i had a post removed for "Perdido and mere off-topic love birds again" now there's an odd and not correct statement!

OK.
Don Riina your are an absolute fucking knob head. You talk utter shite and sleep with the mods, who are all gay dwarves. Apart from EB who is a pikey tranny in drag.

Is that the medical term for being a dog-cock-addict?

Holy shit, go for broke Gids.

The mods aren't playing along, got one removed just now from leg-waxing for "off topic" *yawn*

*pout*

But Gideon surely you should actually make stuff up to get your post removed? Just telling the truth, even with swear words, wouldn't work...

Watch what you say, guys, Don Riina is on my team.

Team Dogcock-Gobbler?

Not quite going where I expected this thread...

"passive-aggressive personal attack", when it was directed at my husband, who doesn't even post here. pure comedy, this place!

well, the mods need their fun too!

Yeah, not fun for me anymore.

Edit: in response to Gids and other bestiality comments. Kinda old.

saved that one for posterity

What? If I post what you said about EB has a small penis and he couldn't satisfy gnat on a hot day isn't going to get me modded?

*cackle*

I once read a fucking amazing comic called "Needledick The Bugfucker".

Team Pikey Dagcock gobbler.

See, if I was a mod, that'd be gone for "being a cheeky northern cunt, and disrespecting don riina, who is well awesome, and is also hung like a bull BTW".

The nearest you get to well hung mate is pheasant.

soft shandy drinking ginga.

where can you see the deleted reason at

Edit found it

All "thank you" posts get removed as "junk", and when I mentioned that on a thread complaining that people don't thank enough, that post of mine got deleted, too. *LOL*

Free speech on internet forums is only in America, it seems to me. hahaha!

You ferret-felching racist motherfucker. May a swarm of pikeys arrive on alsatian-back to tarmac your house into a perriwinkle blue halting site that smells like Rosie O'Donnels gunt after running after the ice cream van.

writing "LOL" with every fooking sentence lol

You're just jealous, because everyone knows that northerers all have small penises* to ensure there is enough room in their pants for all the ferrets.

*penisis? penii? What is the word for a load of cocks? Obvious gags on a postcard please.

Chelsea?

@PB.

Irish

I wish all keyboards came fitted with a device that sends an electric shock whenever someone types that particular idiocy abbreviation.

Perhaps you prefer LMFFAO?

One F less and yes.

furry? fat?

the extra F is is an expletive, as in FFS, which I hate.

nothing wrong with a fart now and then

p.s. Bipa, I thanked you in the official thank you thread, so it wouldn't get deleted. Well, I hope not, anyway.

This device is known as the i-Prod.

I find it to be just as idiotic, but at least it requires a modicum of brain activity to get the letters in the right order.