Well, think and/or miss no more...
I only found out recently, but it is possible to read a Sun-like version of news from Germany (and elsewhere) - the website of Bild newspaper is now available in English.
Go to Bild.de for headlines like these:
- Islamist wants Mickey Mouse dead!
- Farmers need official approval for suicide
- Woman tricked into digging her own grave
Are the Sun and Bild related? I think we should be told.