Revealed: Nine types of heavy drinker

9 types of drinker

Another coup for a UK government ministry in the area of : research topics which reveal the blindingly obvious!
So, there are now 9 different classifications of heavy drinker, including: de-stress drinkers, boredom drinkers, depressed drinkers, macho drinkers and hedonistic drinkers... well, who'd have thought it?

I think it's safe to admit that I have been all of the above at times, and at the moment am without classification! Although I might prefer the question "which type do you find most attractive?" I would have to go for "Hedonistic Drinkers" as they: "crave stimulation and want to abandon control." - imagine the fun

bollocks, 9 types of

Being a Londoner now, I found this hysterical. Really the only group they need to worry about are the ones who get drunk and fight or drive...leave the rest of us "destressors" alone

"Makes other people more interesting drinker"

Shit - I am none of them - does that make me an alien to the drinking society

You might just be thirsty?

I like the Daily Mash's 9 types, though I'd say I'm quite boringly 'Everybody Else'.

Drinking really does work - Leonardo da Vinci swore by it.