2008 Wiesn Playmate - Alena Gerber (NSFW) - Munich

19-year-old Alena Gerber from Munich is this year's "Wiesn Playmate".

Did they glue balls to her chest and paint nipples on them?

Cute drindl though.

Loden Frey has that dirndl, I looked at it yesterday while buying yet another drindl blouse...
Very silly breasts though. Very.

She doesn't need a dirndl bra. Ick.

Bit daft to hike up a mountain dressed like that and all.

Can they grow naturally in that position? I mean is there any chance they're not plastic?

BTW, she looks like a bit of a minger, and those photos look fake, the background looks like a picture in a studio.

More pictures in Bild.de (topless - possibly NSFW).
Think that pic answers your question HA...

Was reading about her yesterday in the Tz ( classy guy me ) and she says she's never been to the Wies'n.

So who's gonna take pity on the poor girl and selflessly offer to take her down and show her around?

LASt year's was better. still good show KD for keeping TT informed.

Just wondering if you could please post pictures of your last 3 girlfriends just so that we have a point of reference for that statement?

p.s. As she is wearing gold high heels I am also thinking that maybe she didn't hike up the Alps for that photo shoot.

blimey she's room for a 3rd boob between those bolt ons!

Why the f ... why the h ... why the deuce do we need a Wiesn Playmate? Or at least an official one? Chances are you'll see more than one topless blond in the Hofbräu tent anyway, and chances are that her boobs will be real, not the kind that pokes your eye out with their nipples and repels any attempt at groping by their silicon solidness.

And where's the Playboy? My nomination:

Fake tits are great. Every girl should get herself a set.

Methinks you a bit biased there Sara.

Nepotism is a wonderful thing.

Why do we need the Wies'n?

Gets my vote for the male version

(I just won't say where I found the photo though...)

Plus she has a big nose too! Nice legs though.

Bloody good question. I've never understood the need to fight your way through a shit fairground full of annoying kids, to get to stand in a queue to sit in a massive crowded tent full of people dressed like dickheads, just to pay over the odds for a beer and get your eardrums assaulted by fuck awful music, played by musicians of the same quality as the average resident band at Butlins in Skegness.
A picture of some bird with fake bristols on TT is probably the best thing about the bloody october fest thing.

Still, I always buy this issue every year. It's the Tracht, I just love love love the stuff.
Last year's gal was loads better, but in recent years Sina Sakanovic from 2005 was the best.
So yes sarabyrd, we need an official Playmate - because sadly many that flash aren't worth the look, you can hope that the Wiesn-Playmate actually is attractive.
But those bolt-ons? Ooooo no. The rest of her is more than fine, I just don't like them boobies.

oh i dunno, makes the view all the better (for everyone else).

True, but mine appeals to both sexes. Not that he would touch a guy *that way*, though.

She has a pretty face and a good boobie-job. They truly defy gravity. I'll call them the Blondy negative gravitational mass propulsion system.

I'm trying to reconcile that figure with motorcycling and ballet, but I can neither see her in a tutu nor crouched down behind the windshield of a sports bike.

Maybe she takes them out?

She looks better with her clothes on.

I think she deserves some credit.

It's so refreshing to see someone here believing in the power of one's dreams. Seriously, if I see yet another Spiegel article entitled "The American Dream ... It's Just That, A Dream" I think I'm gonna puke.

And if kids being breast-fed from falsies produces some humor around here, I'm all for it.

...and they end up like those Chinese babies - with kidney stones. (According to today's CBC news)

Why can´t we just have a TT Playmate?

Here is our first nomination: Tranny life in Munich

Omg sorry, but she looks like an ironing board with a couple of balls glued on... and the ribs sticking out ... nice. I bet when she does Ballet and motorcycles, she simply rolls them things away under her armpits!
If anyone down there shags her, lemme know if they are detachable!
As for TT playmate... how would we organise that??

Nice...so Sara & DD where can we apply for these Lederhosen hotties?

Too muscly, too smooth.
Want a man with Ecken und Kanten.

Well curry night could become ´curvy night´ - just as hot and spicy, but with, erm.. bells and whistles

Just post nekkid pitchers.

Will these do?

Nice set of jugs there

I stopped on commenting whether a girl is pretty or not.
If you say that she is good looking, then the guys ask you if you are bi.
If you say that she is bad looking, then the guys ask you if you are jealous.
I can only say that there are better looking German girls around.

Got that right. Some of them can be found here at Beautiful German. (very slight NSFW possibility)

Yes but we dont have a regular curry night in Hamburg to be transformed into a "curvy night" ... Im glad you used the word curvy... Maybe we could use this as a slogan- "No ironing boards allowed" ...
As for commenting on whether girls are pretty/hot/prettyhot or not, its ok (i think) to say for example Charlize Theron is pretty freaking hot (except in Monster!!) .. and if the men feel they need to make something out of it, then let them. Go on... use the L word... puuurrrr- I wont even defend your Wild allegations and leave you to think that a possible 21 y/o TTer lesbian is running round HH.
hahaha
But that playmate, is NOT hot... potential Roll-away boobies are not hot... and she has a droopy nose. That doesnt make me jealous... just means Ive got good taste.

Over and out!

I think one of the things I love about this thread is the sheer predictability of the responses to it.

There's something wrong about a 19 year old girl having a boob job. When you're in your 30's after a couple of kids is ok but that young just isn't right.

maybe she, just like mom, had mosquito bites and mom felt bad, not wanting her to suffer the way that she did...

still though a bit OTT

Now those ain't fake jugs!!! How dare you call them that!!?? Its just the cold temperature / weather up in the mountains!

Jeez, we are all getting very picky!
All I know is that I wouldn't be disappointed if I bagged her at the O'fest - although the likelihood is that I wouldn't realise it till the following morning. Or afternoon!

Pics of hot O'fest girls kissing. In case the above girlie didn't do it for you.

Any links for this girl's gallery? Well, i mean Alena Gerber. Hopefully HQ playboy photos.

I'd have thought Playboy would be a good place to start when looking for Playboy photos.

http://www.playboy.de/playmate/deutsch/mis...08_alena_gerber

Playboy is a worthless rag. She's okay.. Nothing spectacular to be sure. Young, blonde girls with store-bought boobs are a dime-a-dozen these days..