Paranoid Android
Oct 22 2003, 3:29 pm
Now here's a thing...
QUOTE
GERMANS are screaming, moaning, and panting for the latest nightlife craze: porno karaoke.
Film producers Satt und Durstig organised a premiere in Berlin last month after a successful test run in the northern city of Hamburg, and the trend has already spawned imitators in other major cities.
Porno karaoke is similar to traditional karaoke - but, instead of standing in for Whitney Houston or Frank Sinatra, contestants belt out the soundtracks of adult movie stars.
Players pair off in male-female teams as an XXX film is loaded into the projector. With the sound turned off, each duo is handed two microphones, and has one minute to provide the aural fireworks for the action on the screen.
The crowd, which tends to find the show more comic than erotic, then chooses the couple that has given the most convincing, creative, and ecstatic performance of faking an orgasm before hundreds of strangers.
Taken from an article on:
theaustralian.news.com.auNow, I don't much like the Bondi Australian bar, I think it lacks the atmosphere that Kilian's or Ryan's Muddy Boot has. BUT! If they were to start doing porn karaoke then I'd be there like a bear. Waddya reckon?
don_riina
Oct 23 2003, 11:45 am
Its probably just a scam to get free dubbing of US porn to resell in the German market!
Sounds like a great night out though.
Chalmondley Warner
Sep 3 2004, 1:11 pm
Porno-Karaoke has finally arrived in Munich!
The Berlin outfit 'Sick & Thirsty' will be laying on Munich's first ever Porno-Karaoke this Saturday (4th September 2004) at
Club Palais (Hirtenstrasse, near the Hauptbahnhof) from 11pm.
To take part you need to step up to the microphone as a mixed pair (m/f) and provide the sound track to a 75 second sex film.
There is no hardcore involved.
Only soft films from the 70's and 80's.
At the end of the night a jury and the public will decide a winner. I don't know what the prize for winning is. But apparently a number of local celebrities will also be taking part.
www.pornokaraoke.de
bubblylady
Sep 3 2004, 1:51 pm
I heard of that in the radio this morning and thought it's a joke.
Apparently in berlin it is really big!
Hazza
Sep 3 2004, 1:53 pm
Should The Arc try this?
canuck
Sep 3 2004, 2:05 pm
If the Arc does this...I'm in. Bubbly:...Are you up for doing a duet?
Shaggy
Sep 3 2004, 2:06 pm
@Canuck... it's only Simulated... you got that right...
Iceberg Slim
Sep 3 2004, 2:07 pm
I think you might be better with a different partner canuck...
hint, hint...
Keydeck
Sep 3 2004, 2:16 pm
Are Canuck, Shaggy, Iceberg and Chewy all rutting each other on an on-going basis. It's just that I'm out of town and not really in the loop as to who's doing what...or whom and from the threads I've seen recently (any with the above posting in them) there appears to be an awful lot of sexual tension about...or perhaps just an awful lot of sex.
canuck
Sep 3 2004, 2:16 pm
Do you want a beeaaatch slap, Slim?? Huh? Don't tempt me brotha...I used to live on the 8th Mile, yeah dat's right...I'd like to holla at all my peeps dat b down there right now...
KD: Just rutting..no SEX...Actually, is there a difference??
Keydeck
Sep 3 2004, 2:19 pm
Probably just from a style point of view Canuck. The term 'rutting' is often used in conjunction with the term '...like a wild beast' or '...like crazed weasels'.
chewy
Sep 3 2004, 2:20 pm
id comment but im laughing to hard!
canuck
Sep 3 2004, 2:21 pm
Ah...it's an ENGLISH term. I understand now...
chewy
Sep 3 2004, 2:22 pm
@keydeck
Personally Justa lotta frustration, and safe to air on the message board, certainly better than the ugly germans i work with!!
Shaggy
Sep 3 2004, 2:27 pm
@ Keydeck.
If it's all happening, I'm missing it all!
gideon
Sep 3 2004, 2:33 pm
QUOTE
KD: Just rutting..no SEX...Actually, is there a difference??
yep.
you can have a cigarette after sex.
Iceberg Slim
Sep 3 2004, 2:36 pm
If that's the case, then I should tell you I'm smoking like a fiend since I moved to Munich.
chewy
Sep 3 2004, 2:36 pm
@gideon
Thats if ur still getting it, after ur wife sees what u get up to without her!!!
chewy
Sep 3 2004, 2:37 pm
and why cannuck gave up smoking.!?
canuck
Sep 3 2004, 2:38 pm
@gideon
You be getting nuttin tonight, big GMan. Dat b da truth.
Hazza
Sep 3 2004, 3:47 pm
How long was Canuck a smoker for?
Was 1 or 2 weeks?
Bet it was hard to kick the habit...
chewy
Sep 3 2004, 3:55 pm
I think he had a bout 1 packet!!!
Not much sexual experience there then!
canuck
Sep 3 2004, 4:07 pm
I was 'rutting' not just having SEX...which means (as Gideon explained) you're too tired afterwards to smoke...That's one of the reasons why I cut down so quickly and ultimately quit...Yeah that's it. I didn't have to read any stupid books to quit...like some people I know.
chewy
Sep 3 2004, 4:10 pm
Man u can tell its friday with nothing to do by reading these posts!
canuck
Sep 3 2004, 4:10 pm
Did u blow up any interesting insulators today???
@HAZZA: It took loads of mental strength to quit smoking...
Next challenge: ALCOHOL.
(I can see Hazza shakin' already...) I can still have those Arc burgers though...
Hazza
Sep 3 2004, 4:14 pm
if you'd quit by reading that book - you probably would have had to start reading it before you started smoking...
Hazza
Sep 3 2004, 4:15 pm
@ Canuck
If you give up alcohol, I'm afraid I'll have to close the bar
canuck
Sep 3 2004, 4:18 pm
I can eat alot of those Arc burgers...you must make aboot 6€ on each one... and along with Toast and Nutella (who are both hardcore alkies!!) you should have enough for the bar to stay open??
Just play re-runs of classic Canadian hockey games and I guarantee u the people will flood in...
Daydreaming...MMmmmm...Nutella on The Arc Burger...Mmmmmm..That should be standard right?
Toast
Sep 3 2004, 4:21 pm
as long as you wash them down with corndogs.
bubblylady
Sep 3 2004, 4:25 pm
QUOTE
Are you up for doing a duet
ah nah, you know, donT want to make you feel ashamed
canuck
Sep 3 2004, 4:27 pm
Believe me, I can't feel more ashamed than when I finished singing Rick Ashleys, Together forever at Murphys a few Sundays ago...
Toast
Sep 3 2004, 4:28 pm
QUOTE
MMmmmm...Nutella on The Arc Burger
you making moves on my man? punk.
@bl
i'm pretty certain that he's incapable of feeling shame.
bubblylady
Sep 3 2004, 4:30 pm
I wouldn't bet
canuck
Sep 3 2004, 4:32 pm
so much bullshite, so little time...I've trash-talked too long today...I must leave the office now, to head over to an AA meeting at the Höfbraühaus...later...
chewy
Sep 3 2004, 4:40 pm
@cannuck
havent blown anything up, but as soon as the last lab technicians left a piece of metal just fell of the instron machine i was callibrating-oops
I NEED ALCHOL
canuck
Sep 3 2004, 4:43 pm
@Chewy: Are you heading over to the AA meeting as well then?
chewy
Sep 3 2004, 4:45 pm
of course,
leaving here at 6,27 exactly!
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