Are you completely clueless?

Haha. I don't need a test to tell me I'm clueless. Whose the smarty pants now eh?

I didn't see that one coming but the beer was already in my mouth, so ...cue Beer/Monitor interchange.

Classic.

He probably sends it by snail mail so any special forums can be purged of references to that user before that user gains access.

Nope. I see your name on the 'A' list.

Speaking of which, it would be fun to see people's scores.

Did anyone else get the question about what fluffy meant? I think the answer was wrong.

I really want to know what the Marmite question says.

do you like Marmite ? that was it and a few TTs got it wrong I believe

I got it right.

Thanks Timezoner. My imagination is running wild now wondering what the possible answers were.

I got it "right" too. However IMO, the answer to the question, What does fluffy mean? is not "Soft"..."Light and Airy" would have fit better.

Congratulations, you passed the competence test: 21.Jul.2008 at 23:06:08 hrs

Oh, well... I lied on most of them

_{(and now those questions are squished, I guess )}

My teddy bear is light and airy...hmmm.

Fluffy is such an abstract concept...teddy bear sounds cute though.

I passed. But now I feel a fool for taking it seriously.
To my credit, I was waiting for the trick question. But it never came.
And now I wonder if I have been living in Germany for too long!

Congratulations, you passed the competence test: 22.Jul.2008 at 00:34:00 hrs

What colour is snow? - I just liked the spelling of colour . . . . .

Yellow?

Has anyone got the link to braindump for this one ?

I agree with GreenTea: too easy. EB: Try adding more questions about proper grammar and posting guidelines.

I still would love to know what the multiple-choice Marmite answers were.

Do you just like typing that word? If it's that bloody important to you just send a PM to Editor Bob and ask him.

I think it was, "How many times can Keydeck quote Marmite posts before his head blows up?"

Actually, I wonder if there was a question on which user name is sometimes used as a verb.

On reflection, tedious reshowings of pictures of your fully grown cat are worse.

I can only imagine what a question about marmite would have as answers.

What is it:
1 German word for termites
2 A sex aid for a certain fetish prone member
3 A cuddly creature found only in Europe
4 Nasty bread spread that some people actually like

The answer is of course number 2!

Of course I like typing that delicious word! And asking the all-seeing, all-knowing Editor Bob via PM would be just so uncool. The great one will reveal what he alone chooses to reveal.

Anyway, see what happened - Eurovol just posted something sensible! My imagination was running wild along just the same lines.

Amazing it's still there, in fact. I'm beginning to wonder whether both the forum Marmitebot and the Eurovolbot have been deactivated.

Bollocks; I got through the whole thing waiting for the questions with piss-take answers, if I wanted something that serious I'd do some work!

Congratulations, you passed the competence test: 29.Jul.2008 at 22:59:37 hrs

haha. my set of questions were quite funny!

Marmite. Is it:
1. crap
2. awful
3. disgusting
4. gross?

Was that your Marmite question? I had a different one.

Ooh, Kay, what was it? Please tell!

No, I got the real question too (and based this loosely upon it).

Sorry, I can't, my lips are sealed with M...