Official Aussie list of the signs of drunkenness

Are the Germans influencing the world?!

NSW authorities have come up with an advisory list of 39 signs to check if a 'patron' is drunk. The list includes "bumping into furniture", "sleeping at a bar or table" and "inability to find one's mouth with a glass".

The complete story can be found here: Official list of the 39 signs of drunkenness

My personal favorite on the list is '39. Drinking rapidly'. Am I supposed to sip on beer?

While the learned bureaucracy of NSW has come up with this list, what would be your own personal sign of being drunk?

Ah, the nostalgia of it all ... I remember a similar list posted in The Arc.

Personal sign of being drunk - taking the beer scooter home

Nothing new though...had to do that ridiculous "course" when I was in Oz to work behind a bar. 150dollars wasted! Was mildly amusing though, especially the roleplays...

Sounds like some people sober.

Got a text message from gideon the other week saying that I nearly got banned from Ned's for drinkiness.
Showed it to Jack the barman the next morning (the ABs were playing and he was working).
He laughed and said it could never happen, they make too much money off me. Bah.

Sign of drunkenness in NSW? Actually being able to swallow Toohey's New. You'd have to be pissed as to drink that.