Please tell me the phone number for Toytown

Can anyone translate "Ruthie" for me? Ta muchly.

Apparently, when Mr. Ford signed up for his TT membership he did not receive his complimentary free gift pack that includes a code for advertisement editing rights, hankies, a dictionary, and one small bottle of generic aspirins.

Mr. Ford, you should really write to TT corporate headquarter to request it as it must've been an innocent oversight you haven't received your free gift pack yet.

"Ruthie" means "Ruthie" in standard English. I'm glad I could be at your service.

Thanks very much. I misread Ruthie's post, hence my response to it is complete and utter gibberish.

You should have edited your response. No, wait...

Ah, but then Mr. Ford will have to start a new thread requesting the address of TT headquarters...