Caption competition

Mountainside midget caught trying to pickpocket giant tourist.

He for God, she for God in him and the money in his pockets.

Ahhh, yes. That's hitting the spot!

Mr Clean or Meister Pooper?

Midget Anal Massage - 10 Euro for 5 mins.

Woman with extra back mounted arm puts finishing touches to giant British edition of Marlboro man.

Its much better now that the nozzle for these inflatable bald headed twat dolls is at the back.

Have you got a midgets hand up your ass, or are you just glad to see me?

The green t-shirted 3 armed dwarf

England? Win a game of cricket? Ha! That's about as likely as having a three-armed pregnant midget pick my pocket!

Little Lizzy discovers the perfect way to wipe the smirk off Big Jim's face.

Another stunning round of layoffs rocks the travel industry. This time, Travelocity’s beloved Garden Gnome is replaced.

Helga! Get your finger of that f***ing button or he'll burst!

Oooh! I think I just saw Julie Andrews!

Finally!!! At last I have found a girlfriend that is compatible with my dick size.

Judy had somewhat overinflated her big boy love doll and was having trouble closing the valve.

"HEYYYYY YOOUUUU GUUUUYSSSSS!!!"

To obscure?

Fuck 'em if they can't take a Goonies reference.