Let's compose a poem for TT

I thought we could right a poem together to pass the time a little , the second line should rhyme with the fourth six and eight , and so on...so ...

I turned on my computer ..
And noticed something weird ...

I couldn't read Toytown!
The screen was all smeared...

so I took out a Handtuch . . .
and wiped off the gunk ...

thinking "Next time I'll aim
somewhere else with my spunk"

Thinking "next time I'm watching youporn,
I'll be more careful with my ...manjuice

So I logged on to Toytown,
and what did I see?

Oh my, could it be?
Don Riina's spunk coming straight at me

A beautiful poem
written half by Ruthie

edit: too late...

A topic in the adult forum..
Every talking about me

Edit following on from post 6..

There were pictures and videos
of me in the nude...

This really isn't gonna work, its getting too disjointed,
Lets talk more about shooting spunk, and at whom it is pointed

And Don Riina wrecking
this poem's funky groove

A splat in the eye, for me it's goodbye
I don't like to be so annointed

huh, this should be after DR's post!

I ain't wrecking nothing, I'm giving it some class
And your pararhyme of "nude" and "groove" is simply utter arse.

Since when does groove rythm with nude? Following on from Ruthie,

with a canine called toby
not that I'm a prude

I'd rubbed all my privates,
with pureed dog food

I like fur coats living
not dead on a stick
So cuddles I'm giving,
and getting a lick.

Some people were shocked
some clamoured for more
Editor Bob did some modding
when they called me a whore.

I've never met Ruthie
Heard she was rotten to the core,
But come on Ed,
Can't we get some more

If it's more that you want
go look at the thread
on snipping the skin
that covers your head

There's talk about sex
and reducing the pleasure
but even I know
there's no way you can measure

We've gone from sperm smears, to Ruthie, to cutting up willy.
It's gotta stop soon man, it's just getting silly.

but whether your member
is hooded or not
come pay me a visit
I'll give you a shot

A shot with that whip
would give you a scream
would shooting your load
be considered whipped cream

How did I know
when I looked at this thread
that the turn would be dirty
and end up in bed?

Sounds like the offer I got
- in fact just like the one! -
Babob was offering me . . .
With a big green bum

I suppose it is better
to talk about sex
than about gruesome sickos
or a psychotic ex

I'm starting to think that ER quite likes penis,
I bet she ain't seen one as big as Don Riina's

Don Riina's the man
who blows his own trumpet
but try as he might
he cant get no crumpet

Owain G might have
a thing or two to say
about DR's last quip
- it sound rather gay!

Pussy's what I hear
ER likes the best
stripey and fuzzy
--forget all the rest!

Many a lady is wrought with remorse,
indeed he is taken and hung like a horse

A big willy he says
so why is he bitchin'
just gets in the way
in anyones kitchen

A man who can cook with a dick like a whale
doesn't need any money to get lots of tail.

It’s Friday. Throat dry.

Sweaty Bodys. Why do I ?

drink so hard? mass overflowing.

Where am I going?

Ah. Escape is here.

FBG TT. Friends. Beer.

Sat orn,splitting skull.
man there is no lull.

Wish I could find a happy medium
but then life would be a cursing tedium

A man who can cook!
That alone's great for me.
For the rest there are rabbits
or soon maybe a Wii.

So if I learn to cook
and get a dick stretcher
will I be a stud
or just an old lecher

Depends on your age
and the method you use,
if you slime and you whine
we won't fall for your ruse.

Ah yes, the new rabbit, have men lost their worth?
Unparalleled in speed and also in girth.

If its speed you want
then why all the glamour
just get to work
with a pneumatic hammer

Apparently big dicks are not where it's at -
Look -
collegen injected deep in your twat

Ouch, that might hurt!
As rough as we are,
women want orgasms
without a scar.

OOh, a clit size enhancer!
Now that does sound nice.
But a few hours later
you'll beg for some ice

I'm sorry I hijacked
this thread for a while,
I'm off work in minutes,
will leave with a smile.

He's got wiggly ears
and a vibrating head
hell who needs a man
just take bunny to bed

The Don of TT is enjoying and posting without any sarcasm..
Guess he had a great orgasm
Pushin' his 3rd leg into someone's chasm
...Hope he wont get a spasm

A TT poem can sometimes go too far
Thank god nobody’s mentioned the cleaning of the car

Some friday afternoon fun,
posting in rhyme about cum
smeared on a monitor, Ruthie's pussy covered in Chum
Talking about rabbits, collagen injected up in a twat,
Make your fucking g-spot all nice and puffy and fat.

So time to go now, but don't know how
to finish this verse,
So maybe it's just best that I sign out with a curse:
CUNT

Peace out y'all