Merry Christmas and Happy New Year

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As Im going off to nearly internet free holidays, I wanted to throw out my greetings to all of TT: Merry Christmas, Happy Chanukkah, Happy Kwanzaa, Happy Secular Holidays to one and all. I hope your virtual stockings are filled with safe travels, good eats, minimal drama, and a good start to the new year. :)

 

PS: I was going to include a photo but I couldn't decide between the Hoff in a red bikini, a picture of rudolph with some guns, (dont mess with Texas eh), or the standard Charlie Brown one. Its been a good year and Im feeling generous so go on, google yourself something nice on me. Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeers peeeps.

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I can't believe you've dared to post something about religious and non-religious festivals without mentioning the many individuals who choose to exercise their right to celebrate Festivus. It's a glaring and offensive omission. You're now included in my annual list of grievances.

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Happy.

To you all in whatever form or bottle it may take place.

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Sang to any tune that fits:

 

They've got thread long as bars

They've got information you seek

But the humour cuts right through you

Its no place for the meek

When You first PM'ed

On a cold Christmas eve

You promised me

Toytown was waiting for me

 

I was Lonesome

She was witty

Queen of Munich city

When the page finished displaying

We howled out for more

Some of them were pouting

All the drunks they were spouting

I suggested we meet

Then flounced into the night

 

The boys of the Arc bar

Were singing a wim maa way

And the bells were ringing out

For Christmas day

 

You're a bum

You're a punk

Your links are all junk

Lying about your time here on that thread

You scumbag, you maggot

You cheap lousy faggot

Happy Christmas your arse

I pray God its our last

 

On TT I tried to be someone

Well so can anyone

They took my login from me

When I first abused you

I have a secret babe

I don't no loner use that one.

Cant write this stuff with my own

I just hope this isn't my last.

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Merry Christmas to you all. I am off to hell on Saturday for a few days. Well, I say hell, but it is, in fact, San Diego. About as close to hell as you can get IMHO. Could have been worse though. I could have spent it in Los Angeles. No presents for me this year. Apparently, my "present" will be here in May. Would have preferred socks to be honest

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Happy Happies to you, yours and anyone else you choose to share it with... Eat lots, chill well and get some r and r along the way... :)

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Happy Christmas everybody.

 

I'm off to the airport now to see if I can get back to the land of fog.

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