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What's your best chat up line?

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Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?

 

Actually one of my friends used to use this line on women ALL the time: So... wanna go back to my place and I can show you my Play Station?

 

Sometimes it actually worked.

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Soo... are we gonna fuck? Or should I apologise?

 

Or... from the Australian movie "wogboy":

 

You know the expression "you are what you eat?" well... tomorrow... I think I'm going to be you.

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Is that a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants.

 

I must say, I have never seen it work.

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Me: My watch says you're not wearing any underwear

 

Her thinking: Haha jerk, I am

 

Me: Damn thing must be 5 minutes fast

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Excuse me, I don't want to appear rude but, do you know where a guy can get a really good fuck in this town?

 

It works incredibly well, because the lady can say, "No" without you having inferred that she was the object of attention... so that very often she really says, "Yes. Me.". It works a blinder in Chicago... 6 times. ;)

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