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What's your best chat up line?

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Do you believe in love at first sight, or shall I walk past again?

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If I write my number on your hand will you rub me off?

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Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?

Actually one of my friends used to use this line on women ALL the time: So... wanna go back to my place and I can show you my Play Station?

Sometimes it actually worked.

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You're a naughty boy, go to by room!

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Soo... are we gonna fuck? Or should I apologise?

Or... from the Australian movie "wogboy":

You know the expression "you are what you eat?" well... tomorrow... I think I'm going to be you.

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Is that a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants.

I must say, I have never seen it work.

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Do you fuck on first date?

Can I take you out tomorrow aswell?

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I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.

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Fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?

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Hi. I have 135 posts on an ex-pat internet forum! :angry:

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Ok Renia if you insist. This ones for you... hehe

Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?

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Oh my God. That has to be the cheesiest pick up line I've ever heard.

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Me: My watch says you're not wearing any underwear

Her thinking: Haha jerk, I am

Me: Damn thing must be 5 minutes fast

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Oh thats a good one too cabbagefairy!

@Matt, I would have to agree with JennyL, but very amusing nonetheless!

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Wanna come back to mine, do drugs and fuck?

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Excuse me, I don't want to appear rude but, do you know where a guy can get a really good fuck in this town?

It works incredibly well, because the lady can say, "No" without you having inferred that she was the object of attention... so that very often she really says, "Yes. Me.". It works a blinder in Chicago... 6 times. ;)

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To take a cricket analogy...

it's not the line thats so important, but the length.

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"My mate over there wants to know if you think i'm cute?"

Though in fairness the most successful has to be:

"look i just can't be bothered with this can i just kiss you now?!"

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I like the plain and simple

"I'm sure I know you from somewhere/haven't we met before"

cos the answer is "possibly, I work at the local GUM/STD clinic"

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That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I'd be coming too.

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Wanna fuck?

The answer is always "Yes, but not with you."

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Good one.

I don't know if this was meant to be a pick up line, but I had one of the regulars at the bar I worked at use this one on me:

"Hey, Sweetheart, why don't you lift up your shirt for me so I can take a lick, I mean a look."

:huh:

I wouldn't recommend trying this one, however, as you'll most likely not get the result you wanted.

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