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Based upon there being 6 billion exactly. I worked it out, see if you can guess,

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Anus or no anus?

 

Aw, who am I kidding - of course anus!

 

And I think it's seven billion, btw. People, not anuses. (Well, both, really.)

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sounds like a question for: http://what-if.xkcd.com/

 

Previous questions answered include:

 

"From what height would you need to drop a steak for it to be cooked when it hit the ground?"

“If you carry a penny in your coin tray, how long would it take for that penny to cost you more than a cent in extra gas?”

 

and:

 

"In Armageddon, a NASA guy comments that a plan to shoot a laser at the asteroid is like “shooting a b.b. gun at a freight train.” What would it take to stop an out-of-control freight train using only b.b. guns?"

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This many? http://cyriak.co.uk/blog/?p=44

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timezoner beat me to it. What percentage of the burger isn't cow meat?

 

The meat in kilos is 770,925.1101

How much does a cow weigh?

 

I'm retracting my first statement because Wiki says a Bigmac is made from 100% beef.

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Yes 7 million sorry.

 

nice vid boots i want a cow drumset now.

 

My figure is based on the rather fanciful notion that big macs are made only from actual mooing meat. Whether or not the source I read about how much meat is on a cow included bums or other treats I aint sure.

 

one big mac has .2 lbs of meat.

one cow has 568 lbs of meat

therefore each cow can make 2840 big macs

7000000000 people

dividied by 2840

 

2,464,788.73 cows

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What percentage of the burger isn't cow meat?

I'm retracting my first statement because Wiki says a Bigmac is made from 100% beef.

 

Yes, but most don't know the 'true' definition of 'beef' (many parts of the cow)...and that this so-called 'beef' only has to be 88% (the rest is filler of many sorts) according to the USDA. post-133917-13590585986832.gif

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Can the filler be from other animals or just crap like oatmeal, etc.?

 

All minced meat forever has used every part of said animal. Nothing new there.

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I hate to disappoint the McDonalds bashers out there, but, there is no filler (non-meat product) - anymore - in McDonalds beef.

 

Now, let's not mince (yuk, yuk) words. A lot of what goes into McDonalds beef may not be what you would eat if you bought it from a butcher, but it's wasteful to NOT use the entire animal. I personally have no problem eating anything except nervous system parts, on health grounds; and perhaps hair and bones, which humans don't digest well.

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I hate to disappoint the McDonalds bashers out there, but, there is no filler (non-meat product) - anymore - in McDonalds beef.

 

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Now, let's not mince (yuk, yuk) words. A lot of what goes into McDonalds beef may not be what you would eat if you bought it from a butcher, but it's wasteful to NOT use the entire animal. I personally have no problem eating anything except nervous system parts, on health grounds; and perhaps hair and bones, which humans don't digest well.

 

Including excrement given out by the frightened animal on its way to slaughter, assuming of course it is completely dead during processing?

 

I refer the reader to anything by Michael Pollan.

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...but it's wasteful to NOT use the entire animal. I personally have no problem eating anything...

Enjoy your McAnus...

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I digress, I like my steak well done (not English ) my brother on the other hand loves it bloody,his stake when asked was ..wipe it's arse and clean it's teeth :rolleyes:

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Enjoy your McAnus...

 

I guarantee that you are eating MUCH, MUCH worse than anus on a regular basis, without knowing about it.

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I guarantee that you are eating MUCH, MUCH worse than anus on a regular basis, without knowing about it.

 

Guarantee? Puhleeze! Now go eat your Crappy Meal...

 

BTW, at least you know what you're eating, right?

 

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I stay out of McD's, but my Wife does enjoy my McJohnson...

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Yup, guarantee.

 

If you eat store bought food, you are by definition consuming bits of rotten food, rodent feces, and of course carnivorous insect droppings too, not to mention the (highly toxic) cleansing agents used in the store, and other food prep areas (such as the slaughter house, bakery, etc.).

 

By comparison a small amount of the anus is pretty inconsequential.

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