Haiku

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Leaves fall color strong

verstehen mich nicht aber

It does not feel wrong

Also see for other Bad poetry.

Mods merge if needed.

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Haiku is odd

I always find the ending

is missing something

edit - shoot - forgot the rhyming rules.

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The sky is cloudy

My banana is still fresh

Death never escapes.

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Germany is cold.

I'm giving it a good chance,

Still, I am not sold.

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A man / In Japan

Roars / At whores,

"Where's your damn fan?"

*limerhaiku*

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Don't feel like learning.

Six more hours in the classroom.

Can't wait to get home.

woof.

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So dry then, lil' phlegm

You really thought you'd choke me

But I spat you out

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this scarf is quite gay

but it's warm, so on balance

who gives a flying

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creative writing

class tonight -perhaps I

could recycle this?

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So much work to do.

My desk is deep in papers;

My mind is elsewhere.

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Urban angel fan

why has she left me behind

Angels biggest fan

*wink*

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My nose is redder

Than your bleeding heart in May

Two wellingtons on.

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a 'baby on board'

sticker in the car window

oh why do they breed?

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Forms are pure shite.

Could you tell Bestell-menge

from -einheit apart?

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baby is nursing

typing with baby on boob

must be some good shit

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yada yada bla

yada yada yada bla

blah blah blah blah blah!

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Turnschuhe auf Moos

Weich ist jeder Schritt im Wald

Wo gehen wir hin?

Bewegt in Stille

leert Wald in Dimensionen

Verwirrung der Zeit

Auf dem Weg zum Schritt

Hier im Wind schläft leise der

Wald den Traum für uns

Glänzt trotzig über uns

Wut auf Vergänglichkeit im

Himmel strahlendblau?

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autumn in Munich

lederhosen falling down

like leaves soaked in beer

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hello roger M

your second verse does not fit

one syllabus short

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Thank you jumping rat

one syllable was added

no short busses here

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I count seven sounds

maybe I am wrong maybe

maybe not , am I

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german man, you walk

with nordic poles and I laugh.

you never laugh back?

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Ahso it was fixed

carry on carry on Rog

my bad my bad Ha!

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Invoice client now!

The month is closing shortly,

Get the moolah in.

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English man you laugh

at sensible walking poles

why is it funny?

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