heathen

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About heathen

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  • Birthday March 07

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  • Located Hamburg
  • Nationality USA
  • Hometown San Francisco
  • Gender Male

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  1. heathen added a post in a topic: Stopped in car in possession of cannabis   

    Some of today's modern hybrids are quite pungently stinky and the smell could easily escape it's baggy and reek up a confined space.
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  2. heathen added a post in a topic: How to get rid of crows?   

    If I had the OP's problem back home, I'd use my trusty Browning Auto-5 left to me by dear ol' gramps. This article sums up nicely the art of "crow hunting": http://www.crowbusters.com/beg-techniques-gear.html
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  3. heathen added a post in a topic: Stopped in car in possession of cannabis   

    People on 'ludes should not drive.
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  4. heathen added a post in a topic: Flounce   

    In the words of the late great R.G. King III (good night, sweet prince), "Can't we all get along?"
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  5. heathen added a post in a topic: Bought an 80+ year old house to renovate   

    Mr.G you honor me by answering my question first. So I take it you have a functioning shitter indoors? Is it one of those crappers that sports a shelf for close inspection of the jobby? Inquiring minds want to know...
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  6. heathen added a post in a topic: Bought an 80+ year old house to renovate   

    And we want to know if you're still dropping your deuces in the bog out back...
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  7. heathen added a post in a topic: Email addresses leaked   

    or the ladies locally that want buck fuddy sex
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  8. heathen added a post in a topic: Email addresses leaked   

    I learned the hard way by procuring so-called guaranteed penis enlargement products. I think my unit actually shrunk a bit. Not to mention the gentleman in Nigeria who didn't followup with his promise to pay the fee he owed me for temporarily loaning him money in order to secure his inheritance.
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  9. heathen added a post in a topic: Germanwings Flight 9525 crashes in French Alps   

    There's a pic of the alleged murderer online...at the Golden Gate Bridge...too bad he didn't take the opportunity to take a dive off it at that time to spare the families what I can only imagine to be incomprehensible emotional pain they're going through.
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  10. heathen added a post in a topic: Germanwings Flight 9525 crashes in French Alps   

    "If a person kills himself and also 149 other people, another word should be used -- not suicide," Lufthansa CEO Carsten Spohr said Thursday.

    How about mass murder-suicide, Herr Spohr?
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  11. heathen added a post in a topic: Favorite wedding songs   

    I fuckin' need ya more than ever!

    or

    Candy Shop
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  12. heathen added a post in a topic: A sticky situation regarding relationship   

    This guy seems like a real sleazeball. You could probably bribe him not to come or make a big stink of it. Problem is how much would it take and would you be willing to pay his price.

    Another bribe option is to tell him to make an excuse of needing to be out of town that weekend in exchange for passing on his gizmo spiel to a highly interested venture capitalist in D-land (who conveniently decided to go in another direction after the wedding has occured).
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  13. heathen added a post in a topic: Obligation to perform certain renovations   

    @TrabiDriver: Just out of curiosity, is that a tombstone to the right of the gate in the pic of the house you posted?
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  14. heathen added a post in a topic: Mouthwash locked away in the store   


    That's horrifying. But only 70%. Lightweights You can buy this 190 proof hooch in some American states.
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  15. heathen added a post in a topic: Buying a new computer   

    Or OP could buy one online from a UK site. Keyboard layout is similar and programs/support will be in English and no customs issues.
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